快去健身房吧，光丑就行了

Tired of being fat and ugly?

Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!

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16.

你無(wú)法叫醒一個(gè)不回你消息的人

但是紅包可以

You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.

But money can.

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17.

雖然你單身

但你胖若兩人

Though you're single,

you occupy twice the space.

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18.

好女孩只得到了好字

而漂亮女孩卻得到了所有

A good girl has good reputation.

A pretty girl has everything.

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19.

愛(ài)笑的女生運(yùn)氣不會(huì)太差

說(shuō)實(shí)話(huà)，如果一個(gè)女生運(yùn)氣一直不好

我不知道她怎么笑得出來(lái)

A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.

Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.

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20.

像我這種連名牌都不認(rèn)識(shí)幾個(gè)的人

有時(shí)候連別人在炫富都感覺(jué)不到

With such limited knowledge of brands,

I can't even recognize when some people show off their wealth.

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21.

當(dāng)你覺(jué)得自己又丑又窮、一無(wú)是處時(shí)

別絕望，因?yàn)橹辽倌愕呐袛噙€是對(duì)的

If you feel ugly, poor and useless,

don't be devastated.

At least you have good judgement.

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22.

喜歡一個(gè)人就去表白

萬(wàn)一成備胎了呢

If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.

There's a chance that you become the Plan B.

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23.

哪有什么選擇困難癥

還不是因?yàn)楦F

There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.

You are just being poor.

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24.

你只知道人家化妝比你好看

卻不知道，她們卸了妝

不僅比你好看，皮膚還吹彈可破

You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.

What you don't know is:

underneath those make-up,not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.

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25.

為什么總是天妒英才呢？

因?yàn)闆](méi)人管笨蛋活多久

Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?

Because no one bother caring about idiots.

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26.

當(dāng)上帝給你關(guān)上一扇門(mén)

他還會(huì)順便把窗子也一起關(guān)了

When God closes a door for you,

he'd close the windows all together.

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27.

一些人常會(huì)被罵，說(shuō)每天像豬一樣愛(ài)睡懶覺(jué)

真的是太委屈了，豬都比你起得早

Some people are said to be like pigs because they sleep too much.

That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.

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28.

學(xué)校的廁所為什么放鏡子？

是為了讓你知道：人丑就要多讀書(shū)

Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?

Because they want you to know:

with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.

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29.

人生很多事，終究會(huì)隨著時(shí)間好起來(lái)

比如很多人原本只是胖，久了就變好胖

Things do get improved as time goes by.

For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.

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30.

這段日子迷茫又黑暗

撐過(guò)去了會(huì)有下一個(gè)黑暗等著你

Days are dark and troubled now.

Just keep going, so you can see more darkness beyond them.

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31.

生活不止眼前的茍且

還有前任的喜帖

Life is not all about the muddle that you see,

but also the ones that you will see,

such as your ex's wedding invitation.

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32.

許多人說(shuō)北上廣深機(jī)會(huì)多

但沒(méi)人說(shuō)那是你的呀

People say there are more opportunities in the metropolises.

But did anybody ever say they were yours?

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33.

誰(shuí)說(shuō)你沒(méi)有毅力的？

單身這事你不就堅(jiān)持了好幾十年么

Who said you lack perseverance?

You managed to be single for decades!

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34.

女追男隔層紗

那得男的本來(lái)就對(duì)你有好感

不然隔的基本都是鐵絲網(wǎng)，還是帶電的那種

They say it's easy for a girl to pursue a man,

easy like poking through a veil.

But that has to be when the man already has a crush on you.

Otherwise what you need to poke through would be a bunch of barbed wire with electricity running through.

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35.

當(dāng)你失敗的時(shí)候

身邊會(huì)有一群關(guān)心你的人

他們會(huì)問(wèn)你發(fā)生了什么

聽(tīng)聽(tīng)你的失敗經(jīng)驗(yàn)

然后心滿(mǎn)意足地離開(kāi)

When you fail, there will be people who cares.

They come and ask.

They listen.

And they leave with satisfaction.

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36.

等你老了，走不動(dòng)了

我就每天用輪椅推你到廣場(chǎng)上去

讓你看著我和別的老頭跳舞

When you get old and lose the ability to walk,

I will take you to the plaza in a wheelchair day by day

to make you watch me dance with other old men.

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37.

有的人是來(lái)愛(ài)你的

有的人就是來(lái)給你上課的

Some people come to love you.

Some people come to make you question life.

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38.

如果一個(gè)人秒回了你

只能說(shuō)明這個(gè)人在玩手機(jī)

If someone text you right back,

well, you can be sure he happens to be using his phone.

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39.

你以為他是不會(huì)表達(dá)

其實(shí)他只是不想跟你講話(huà)

You think he is being clumsy with words.

But the fact is he just doesn't want to talk to you.

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40.

喜歡一個(gè)人一定要去表白

不被拒絕一下，你還真以為自己是小仙女呢

If you have a crush on someone, do tell him.

Because without his rejection, you'd really see yourself as Cleopatra.

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41.

你努力過(guò)后才發(fā)現(xiàn)

智商的鴻溝是無(wú)法逾越的

You try.

And you learn that IQ is not something you can work on.

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42.

你才二十多歲

沒(méi)有遇到喜歡的人很正常

往后你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)，大概是遇不到的

You are just 20.

It's absolutely common that you haven't had any crush on anybody.

Sooner or later you'll know, it's totally possible that you won't, ever.

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43.

單身沒(méi)關(guān)系

以后單身的日子還長(zhǎng)著呢

It's alright to be single.

Anyway, you're gonna be like that for a long long time.

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44.

以前覺(jué)得靠關(guān)系的人一定很無(wú)能

接觸過(guò)后發(fā)現(xiàn)人家樣樣比你強(qiáng)

You think people who take advantage of their relationships are without merit.

After you meet one, you'll know you have none of their merits.

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45.

不努力的女生

會(huì)有買(mǎi)不完的地?cái)傌?、逛不完的菜市?chǎng)

努力的女生

你就沒(méi)時(shí)間逛地?cái)偭?/strong>