This is a girl in Ireland
這是一個(gè)愛爾蘭女孩

Hmm
嗯？

…who’s making prank calls at the age of 8
她打了一個(gè)惡作劇電話，她才8歲大

I love it
我喜歡她這種做法

We will bring you a few of these
我們給你帶來了一部分關(guān)于那個(gè)電話的內(nèi)容

but this is one…
但是，這是一個(gè)…

she doesn’t like her school…
關(guān)于她不喜歡自己學(xué)校的電話

and she wants to get it demolished…
她想拆除她的學(xué)校

so goes to demolition experts and she tries to convince them…
因此，她找了爆破專家，并試圖說服他們

Hi, is that demolition place?
你好，請(qǐng)問這里是爆破公司嗎？

It is ,Yeah.
是，這里是

Could you help me to destroy my school, please?
請(qǐng)問你可以幫我把我的學(xué)校夷為平地嗎？

Just bear with me a second.
請(qǐng)稍等

Hello.
你好

Hi
嗨

Well, what school do you go to?
嗯，你是哪所學(xué)校的呢

I go to a school in Dublin.
我在都柏林的一所學(xué)校上學(xué)

And you want it demolished?
你希望把學(xué)校拆毀？

Yeah.
是的

Do you use a big wrecking ball or… how do you knock it down
你們是用一個(gè)打鐵球還是…你們?cè)趺窗褜W(xué)校拆掉呢

A big ball.
一個(gè)大球

Right.
好的

Well, hold on one wee second, please?
那個(gè)，請(qǐng)稍等一下好嗎？

Hello?
你好

How are you? My name’s Becky.
你好，我的名字是Becky
.

Yes?
嗯

I have a proposal for you.
我有一個(gè)項(xiàng)目給你們公司

Go ahead.
好的

Are you the demolition man?
請(qǐng)問你是爆破員嗎

Yes.
是的

You the top boss, yeah?
那你是公司的老板嗎

Hello?
你好

I want you to help me destroy my school.
我希望你可以拆了我的學(xué)校

Do you want to blow it up?
你希望炸了它？

Could you blow it up or knock it down?
你們可以炸了它還是拆了它

Whatever you want done.
這個(gè)可以由你決定

I’ll blow it up. That’ll be better.
我希望炸了它。這樣更好

Could you make sure that all my teachers in there when you knock it down?
在你們準(zhǔn)備炸學(xué)校的時(shí)候，你們可以保證所有的老師都在里面嗎？

Don't know?if we’ll get away with that now.
我們現(xiàn)在不知道能不能辦到

Nobody likes them!
沒有人喜歡這些老師的

They give me extra homework on a Friday and everything.
他們?cè)谥芪褰o我額外的功課，還有一堆雜七雜八的東西

Where are you calling from？
你是從哪兒打來的

From Dublin.
從都柏林

What school in Dublin?
是都柏林的哪間學(xué)校呢

The one that’s about to fall down.
那間即將被夷為平地的學(xué)校

There’s a lot of schools in Dublin that are about to fall down.
那都柏林將會(huì)有一堆學(xué)校被炸了

And how much will it cost to knock it to the ground?
那請(qǐng)問炸了這學(xué)校大概要多少錢

It depends how big it is.
這取決于學(xué)校的面積

Give me about a ballpark figure.
一個(gè)棒球場(chǎng)大小的呢？

Is this a demolition company or a joke factory?
請(qǐng)問這里是爆破公司還是搞笑公司

It’s a joke factory at the moment.
這這一刻我們是搞笑公司

The joke factory.
搞笑公司

Listen ,are you gonna come and knock my school down or what.
聽著，你們是打算過來拆了我學(xué)校還是干什么

Can you fax me through a photograph or a site plan or something?
你可以發(fā)你們學(xué)校的照片或者規(guī)劃圖之類的給我嗎

Right, I’ll fax you a plan of the school and my teachers’ names.
好的，我會(huì)發(fā)給你我們學(xué)校的規(guī)劃圖以及我老師的名字

Yeah ,no problem ,Yeah.
好的，沒問題

And just make sure they’re all in the building when you knock it down.
在炸了我學(xué)校的時(shí)候，請(qǐng)確保我的老師都在里面

You just make sure you put all their names on it. I’ll give you a price for each individual teacher.
你只需確保你把他們的名字都發(fā)給我了.我就會(huì)告訴你一個(gè)老師需要花多少錢

Brilliant.
非常好

When the school falls down, will it make a crash or a wallop?
當(dāng)學(xué)校倒塌的時(shí)候，它會(huì)發(fā)出怎么樣的聲音呢

It’ll make a big bang.
它會(huì)發(fā)出爆炸的巨響

Sounds good. I’ll talk to you later ,top man.
聽起來不錯(cuò)，我會(huì)遲點(diǎn)再聯(lián)系你的

Good luck, look after yourself.
祝你好運(yùn)，自己小心爆炸

Fill your boots ,man.
隨便你怎么說

Good luck.
祝你好運(yùn)

See you later.
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