爆笑口語:4歲男孩打911求救數(shù)學(xué)題
來源:entert nement
2009-04-08 11:29
A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework.
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
接線員:911專線。
男孩:我需要一些幫助。
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
接線員:出了什么事情?
小男孩:我的數(shù)學(xué)。
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
接線員:你的嘴巴?
小男孩:不是,是我的數(shù)學(xué),我必須做數(shù)學(xué)題,你能幫我嗎?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
接線員:當(dāng)然,你住在哪里?
小男孩:不是,是我的數(shù)學(xué)。
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
接線員:是的,我知道,那你住在哪里呢?
小男孩:不是,我想讓你在電話里告訴我。
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
接線員:不行,我不能這么做,我可以讓別人去幫你。
小男孩:好的。
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
接線員:你需要人幫忙的是什么樣的數(shù)學(xué)題?
小男孩:我要做減法。
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
接線員:哦,你要做減法。
小男孩:對。
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
接線員:好的,什么題?
小男孩:嗯,你一定要幫我做數(shù)學(xué)題。
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
接線員:好的,告訴我是什么題。
小男孩:好,16,減去8,是多少?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
接線員:你先說你覺得是多少?
小男孩:不知道,1?
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
接線員:不對,你多大了?
小男孩:只有4歲。
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
接線員:4歲?
小男孩:對。
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
接線員:另外一道是什么題?這道太難了。
小男孩:嗯,哦,這還有一道,5減5。
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
接線員:5減5,你覺得是多少?
小男孩:5。
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
女人:約翰尼你在做什么?!
小男孩:警察叔叔在幫我做數(shù)學(xué)題。
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
女人:我告訴過你什么了?
接線員:是他媽媽……
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
男孩:你說要是我需要幫忙就打電話給別人。
女人:我沒說你可以找警察!
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