小編導(dǎo)讀：這是一年中最酸爽的時(shí)節(jié)，親戚們攢了一整年的問(wèn)題都在這個(gè)時(shí)候向你開炮。這些聽著讓你耳朵生繭的問(wèn)題如今已經(jīng)“美名遠(yuǎn)播”，連老外都知道的一清二楚！漫威新片《死侍》（雖然我們是無(wú)緣同步上映了==）的春節(jié)特別版預(yù)告就惡搞了一把我們回家過(guò)年的慘痛經(jīng)歷，小賤賤如同被親戚附身了一般開始連環(huán)發(fā)問(wèn)==嘿，你好！這個(gè)猴年，你又被盤問(wèn)了嗎？

以下是英語(yǔ)君摘取的buzzfeed選取過(guò)年最怕被親戚盤問(wèn)的Question TOP10，你中招了么？

1. “Are you dating anyone?”
1.“有對(duì)象了不？”

We’re Facebook friends, grandma. You already know the answer to this.
我們只是臉書好友（朋友圈點(diǎn)贊關(guān)系）而已啦奶奶。這我已經(jīng)回答過(guò)你啦。

2. “Whatever happened to [insert your ex’s name here]?”
2.“（你前任的名字）最近怎么樣了？”

3. “How has the weight loss been going?”
3.“減肥減得怎樣了？”

Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of pie.
不好意思，派擋住了，聽不見你在說(shuō)什么。

4. “Can you figure out how to get our iPhones to do [something that’s either basic, or actually impossible]?”
4.“幫忙看看怎么讓這個(gè)iPhone（要么是很簡(jiǎn)單的操作，要么是不可能的）行么？”


Please stop trying to put the USB plug into the wall socket, ma.
媽，別再把USB插口往墻頭插座插啦。

5. “If I got you a?gym?membership, would you use it?”
5.“要是我給你一張健身房會(huì)員卡，你會(huì)用嗎？”

6. “Do you need money?”
6.“你需要錢么？”

I do, and I completely hate myself for it.
要啊！真是好討厭自己這一點(diǎn)。

7.“Are you and [your SO] ever planning on getting married?”
7.“你和你男/女朋友啥時(shí)候結(jié)婚？”

This question is twice as fun when your SO is in the room.
要是你的TA也在場(chǎng)，那畫面就更美好了。

8.“I hear your Twitter is?hilarious. Can I follow you?”
8.“聽說(shuō)你的微博很有趣，可以粉你嗎？”

Sure, let me just delete everything on it.
當(dāng)然可以，讓我刪掉所有東西先~

9. “How is your job going/how have your grades been?”
9.“最近工作/學(xué)習(xí)怎樣?。俊?/strong>

BRB（Be right back.）
我先拜了，馬上回==

10. “When do you plan on giving us grandchildren?”
10.“打算什么時(shí)候給我們生孫子孫女?。俊?/strong>

If you ask for that one more time, we are turning around this car and going straight home, mom.
媽你要是再問(wèn)一次，我們馬上開車掉頭回家。

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