Ross: I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.
Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.
Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.
Joey: What's this?
Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.
Joey: Which goes where?
Chandler: I have no idea.
Joey: Done with the bookcase!
Chandler: All finished!
Ross: This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.
Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Ross: You guys.
Chandler: Oh, God.
Joey: You got screwed.
Chandler: Oh my God!

【口語講解】
1. attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys 用一套蝸桿把一個托架裝到側(cè)面
2. I cannot feel my legs 我腿都麻了
3. Which goes where? 該裝哪兒的？
4. Done with the bookcase! 書架搞定！
5. She always drank it out of the can. 她總是拿聽頭直接喝。
?? 因為女生一般會把聽裝飲料倒到杯子里慢酌，Ross前妻挺粗獷直接就著罐頭喝，回頭想來倒是同性戀的征兆了。
6. if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here. 你要再睹物思人我們就走了哈。
7. don't spoil all this fun. 別掃興好吧。
8. You got screwed. 你被忽悠了。