【周末影院】

又到一年“愚樂”時(shí)！愚人無罪，惡搞有理。在這個(gè)特殊的日子，小編為大家精心整理了10部最適合愚人節(jié)觀看的影片，讓我們一起回顧電影中的那些經(jīng)典“騙局”，給今年的愚人節(jié)帶來一絲別樣的感覺。

1.火柴人

火柴人 Matchstick Men (2003)

羅伊（Nicolas Cage飾）是一個(gè)手段高超的職業(yè)騙子，他有一個(gè)大膽且貪心的伙伴法蘭克(Sam Rockwell飾)，他們一起搭檔了很多年，幾乎沒有失過手。

但是紙畢竟包不住火，女兒知道了他的秘密，并展現(xiàn)出極其出色的欺騙才能，羅伊決定將他一身的本領(lǐng)都傳給女兒。很快，一莊“大買賣”來了，父女、伙伴齊上陣，結(jié)果將如何呢？

1.火柴人

經(jīng)典臺詞：

Roy: I'm not a criminal. I'm a con man.
Dr. Klein: The difference being?
Roy: They give me their money.
Dr. Klein: That's a nice rationalization, Roy.

Roy: Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, "I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on my head." And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. ?

2.楚門的世界

楚門的世界 The Truman Show (1998)

楚門（Jim Carrey 飾）是一個(gè)平凡得不能再平凡的人，除了一些有些稀奇的經(jīng)歷之外——初戀女友突然失蹤、溺水身亡的父親忽然似乎又出現(xiàn)在眼前，他和絕大多數(shù)30多歲的美國男人絕無異樣。這令他倍感失落。他也曾試過離開自己生活了多年的地方，但總因種種理由而不能成行。

直到有一天，他忽然發(fā)覺自己似乎一直在被人跟蹤，無論他走到哪里，干什么事情。這種感覺愈來愈強(qiáng)烈。楚門決定不惜一切代價(jià)逃離這個(gè)他生活了30多年的地方，去尋找他的初戀女友。

但他卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己怎樣也逃不出去。真相其實(shí)很殘忍。 ??

2.楚門的世界

經(jīng)典臺詞：

Travel Agent: Where would you like to go?
Truman: Fiji.
Travel Agent: When?
Truman: [pats his suitcase] Today.
Travel Agent: [types on her computer] Oh, I'm sorry, but we don't have another flight for a least a month.
Truman: A month?
Travel Agent: It's the busy season. ?

Christof: We've become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. While the world he inhabits is, in some respects, counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn't always Shakespeare, but it's genuine. It's a life.?

3.史密斯夫婦

史密斯夫婦 Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

約翰（Brad Pitt 飾）和簡（Angelina Jolie 飾）已經(jīng)結(jié)婚了7年多，生活就像淡水般無味。婚姻就像墳?zāi)?，讓他們過著死水一潭的生活。然而這僅僅是表象。背后他們各有刺激驚險(xiǎn)的職業(yè)——約翰和簡分屬兩個(gè)不同的秘密殺手機(jī)構(gòu)，但彼此卻不知道對方的職業(yè)身份。直到他們同時(shí)接到一個(gè)任務(wù)，刺殺目標(biāo)竟是同一人。身份的真相才開始慢慢揭開。

反復(fù)的試探和猜測，簡終于不小心說穿了自己身份。于是一場同室操戈不可避免的發(fā)生了。但是他們也開始意識到，自己只是組織的一個(gè)棋子。而眼前的，是共同生活了7年的愛人。?

3.史密斯夫婦

經(jīng)典臺詞：

John Smith: ok, I'll go first. let me see... um... We don't really need to be here. See, we've been married for five years.
Jane Smith: Six.
John Smith: [chastened] Five, six years.
Jane Smith: [referring to the pursuing cars] They're bulletproof!
John Smith: [having not heard and shot at the cars] They're bulletproof!
John Smith: Dance with me.
Jane Smith: You don't dance.
John Smith: It was just my cover, sweetheart.
Jane Smith: Was sloth your cover, too? ?

4.貓鼠游戲

貓鼠游戲 Catch Me If You Can (2002)

弗蘭克（Leonardo DiCaprio飾）是FBI有史以來年齡最小的通緝犯。他的犯罪手段神通廣大，偽裝身份的能力超乎常人，全美各地幾乎都留下他的犯罪足跡。喬裝醫(yī)生、律師、飛行員，統(tǒng)統(tǒng)都是他曾經(jīng)的身份。當(dāng)然，弗蘭克憑著這個(gè)“本領(lǐng)”，騙取了高達(dá)幾百萬的金額。

活得逍遙快樂的弗蘭克這次又成功偽造了一份學(xué)歷證明，去醫(yī)院做起了大夫。弗蘭克不但在這里認(rèn)識了護(hù)士布雷達(dá)（Amy Adams飾），二人擦出愛火花，還通過布雷達(dá)的父親得到了一份檢察官助理的優(yōu)差。然而，這只是暴風(fēng)雨前夕——一雙眼睛已經(jīng)盯住了弗蘭克，誓要把他繩之于法不可。這就是FBI探員卡爾（Tom Hanks飾）。

在研究追捕弗蘭克的過程中，卡爾領(lǐng)教到這個(gè)犯罪天才的過人智商。他屢次被弗蘭克這個(gè)黃毛小子捉弄，心里又恨又不得不佩服。每當(dāng)弗蘭克有驚無險(xiǎn)地從他的精心布局中逃脫時(shí)，這個(gè)貓鼠游戲顯得有趣起來……　　

4.貓鼠游戲

經(jīng)典臺詞：

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream .
The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned.
The second mouse wouldn't quit.
He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.
Gentlemen , as of this moment.
I am that second mouse.

5.婚禮傲客

婚禮傲客 Wedding Crashers (2005)

約翰?拜克威與杰瑞米?格雷是地地道道的婚禮傲客。他們不僅喜歡參加婚禮，借助各種婚禮派對及時(shí)行樂，還會在婚禮上引誘年輕漂亮的女孩兒。然后在婚禮結(jié)束時(shí)消失的無影無蹤。

這次他們假冒成商人來到財(cái)政部長威廉?克萊瑞的大女兒的婚禮派對上。然而就像命運(yùn)的玩笑約翰對伴娘克萊爾一見鐘情，他努力說服杰瑞米與他打破常規(guī)前往部長的莊園度周末。在那里杰瑞米對部長的小女兒格羅瑞的感情也從玩弄漸漸的變?yōu)檎媲椤?/p>

可是，就當(dāng)兩個(gè)花花公子打算改邪歸正的時(shí)候，風(fēng)波又起……兩個(gè)玩世不恭的婚禮傲客能得到心上人的真愛么？

5.婚禮傲客

經(jīng)典臺詞：

John Beckwith: Claire! Will you wait just a second? All I wanted is to have a minute alone with you to explain everything. But I've never gotten that chance. Maybe I don't deserve it, but here goes. For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings. I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. I met a *lot* of girls. It was childish and it was juvenile.
Claire Cleary: And pathetic.
John Beckwith: Yeah. That's probably the best word to describe it. But you know what? It also led me to you, so it's hard for me to completely regret it. And that person that you met back at your folks' place? That was really me. Maybe not my name, I'm John Beckwith by the way. Or my job. But the feelings we felt; the jokes, the stupid laughs, that was all me. I've changed I've realized something. I crashed a funeral today. It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged to it.

6.十一羅漢

十一羅漢 Ocean's Eleven (2001)

丹尼奧遜（George Clooney飾）是剛從監(jiān)獄假釋出來的大盜，馬上又操起了老本行，這次他的目標(biāo)是為了盜取賭城富豪泰瑞（Andy Garcia 飾）的一億五千萬金錢。泰瑞來頭不小，于是丹尼精挑細(xì)選了11個(gè)高手前來助陣——有撲克天才拉提斯（Brad Pitt 飾）、爆破專家、扒手大王、雜技演員。精密的盜竊計(jì)劃開始了。

拉提斯卻發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)秘密，丹尼的前妻竟然和泰瑞有著不尋常的關(guān)系。丹尼舉行一個(gè)拳擊比賽，那一億五千萬就是比賽的獎(jiǎng)金。行動就安排在那一晚，拉斯維加斯的夜晚因?yàn)檫@次周密的盜竊計(jì)劃波瀾起伏。

6.十一羅漢

經(jīng)典臺詞：

Basher: Hang on a minute, hang on... we could use a pinch.
Danny: What's a "pinch"?
Basher: A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century. ?

7.水果硬糖

水果硬糖 Hard Candy (2005)

天真甜美的十四歲少女海莉（Ellen Page 飾）在網(wǎng)絡(luò)上認(rèn)識了三十二歲的攝影師杰夫（Patrick Wilson 飾），二人相約在咖啡館見面，相談甚歡。海莉主動要求去杰夫家，讓他為自己拍攝藝術(shù)照片，杰夫欣然從命。聊天喝酒之后，杰夫突然眩暈倒地，醒來發(fā)現(xiàn)自己竟被五花大綁。原來海莉是有備而來，就是要懲罰在網(wǎng)絡(luò)上勾引未成年少女的戀童癖。海莉在屋中搜尋杰夫進(jìn)行不法行為的證據(jù)，并為他實(shí)施了閹割手術(shù)。中途鄰居太太（Sandra Oh 飾）來訪，也被海莉成功蒙混過關(guān)。隨著海莉懲罰計(jì)劃的一步步展開，杰夫的真面目也逐漸浮出水面……

7.水果硬糖

經(jīng)典臺詞：

Jeff Kohlver: Do you wanna remember this day when you're with a guy? On a date? Or on your wedding night? 'Cause I promise you you will. Don't do that to yourself.
Hayley Stark: Wow... You know, that is so thoughtful! You are speaking to me so selflessly! I mean, you just don't want me to castrate you for my own benefit? Wow, I'm touched. Jeff, why don't we imagine someone saying the same thing to you at a random moment? Imagine that when you downloaded this little girl... I was sitting by your side saying, "Stop! Don't do that to yourself!" Would you have listened?
Hayley Stark: I'm reading this books about Jean Seberg. ?

8.真實(shí)的謊言

真實(shí)的謊言 True Lies (1994)

哈里（Arnold Schwarzenegger 飾）是美國FBI的高級特工，他正在奉命調(diào)查一起跨國核武器走私案件。出于安全考慮，哈里連結(jié)婚15年的妻子海倫（Jamie Lee Curtis 飾）都沒有告訴他的真實(shí)身份。

海倫是一名普通白領(lǐng)，平凡的生活已令她心生厭倦。一次，汽車商西蒙假扮FBI特工，溜到海倫家謊稱自己被人追殺。緊張刺激的經(jīng)歷很快令海倫著迷。

這一切都沒有逃過真正的FBI特工哈里眼睛。哈里利用間諜偵查手段令到西蒙洋相百出，并化妝成法國人正欲調(diào)戲海倫時(shí)，被恐怖分子突然襲擊，兩人被挾持到一個(gè)熱帶小島。哈里和海倫最終能否逃出生天，挫敗恐怖分子陰謀？ ?

8.真實(shí)的謊言

經(jīng)典臺詞：

Gib: Do you think she's still a virgin?
Harry: Dont be ridiculous, she's only - -what is she now?
Gib: She's fourteen!
Harry: She's fourteen years old!
Gib: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.

9.大魚

大魚 Big Fish (2003)

一個(gè)美麗的親情童話。父親愛德華(Albert Finney 飾)年輕時(shí)，很愛給年幼的兒子講自己的傳奇經(jīng)歷，他自稱在阿拉巴馬旅行推銷員時(shí)，經(jīng)歷過很多光怪陸離，魔幻荒誕的事情。威爾(Billy Crudup 飾)并不相信，覺得是父親在虛榮和浮夸，父子關(guān)系漸漸疏離。直到父親得了癌癥，不久于人世了，兒子決定回去見父親最后一面。

9.大魚

經(jīng)典臺詞：

Senior Ed Bloom: People needn't worry so much. It's not my time yet. This is not how I go.
Will Bloom: Really?
Senior Ed Bloom: Truly. I saw it in the eye.
Will Bloom: The old lady by the swamp?
Senior Ed Bloom: She was a *witch*.
Will Bloom: No, she was old and probably senile.
Senior Ed Bloom: I saw my death in that eye, and this isn't how it happens.
Will Bloom: So how does it happen?
Senior Ed Bloom: Surprise ending. Wouldn't want to ruin it for you. ?

10.心理游戲

心理游戲 The Game (1997)

億萬富翁范先生（邁克爾·道格拉斯）在四十八歲生日時(shí)收到弟弟（西恩·潘）的一份禮物，CRS俱樂部的游戲卡。游戲的內(nèi)容為邁克爾量身定做，直指他內(nèi)心深處的童年陰影和婚姻創(chuàng)傷。

邁克爾由于好奇，漸漸投入到游戲中去，并由此結(jié)識了女侍應(yīng)生伊薩（卡羅爾·貝克）?？墒窃诜N種惡作劇后，邁克爾發(fā)現(xiàn)這一系列離奇事件并不是簡單的游戲，他的生活甚至生命正被拖向深淵。

當(dāng)生命不斷受到威脅，邁克爾一次次的告訴自己，這只是個(gè)游戲。然而游戲的策劃者正把他引向何方？父親48歲生日時(shí)墜樓自殺的場景不斷在他頭腦里閃現(xiàn)……

10.心理游戲

經(jīng)典臺詞：

Conrad: This is for you.
Nicholas: You shouldn't have.
Conrad: What do you get for the man who has... everything?
Nicholas: [reading card] "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs.
Conrad: Call that number.
Nicholas: Why?
Conrad: Make your life... fun.
Nicholas: Fun.
Conrad: You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it. ?

Nicholas: And you really believe that just because you publish children's books, people are going to care about my reputation? You can have pictures of me wearing nipple rings, butt-fucking Captain Kangaroo. The only thing they care about is the stock and whether that stock is up or down!?