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英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:An American, a Japanese, a Chinese
一個(gè)美國(guó)人、一個(gè)日本人、一個(gè)中國(guó)人在叢林探險(xiǎn)。結(jié)果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋長(zhǎng)說(shuō):"我今天心情好,不吃你們,但你們都得挨一百板子,但在挨板子前你們可以有一個(gè)愿望實(shí)現(xiàn)?!?
2012-09-20 -
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:一切都正常
一對(duì)年輕夫婦有個(gè)兒子,已經(jīng)四歲了,還沒(méi)有開口說(shuō)話,他們對(duì)此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專家診治,但醫(yī)生們總覺(jué)得他沒(méi)有毛病。后來(lái)有一天早上吃早餐時(shí),那孩子突然開口了:媽媽,面包烤焦了。
2012-09-08 -
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:What Color什么顏色
作為南卡羅萊那州克萊姆森大學(xué)的一個(gè)本科生,我囊中羞澀,當(dāng)我父親告訴我他為我買了輛車時(shí),我甚是激動(dòng)。我?guī)缀蹩刂撇蛔∥业臒崆?,?wèn)了爸爸幾個(gè)關(guān)鍵問(wèn)題:“什么車?有沒(méi)有手排擋?有沒(méi)有磁帶艙?”
2012-08-30 -
最新英語(yǔ)幽默小故事:吃樹根和樹葉
今天,小編為大家?guī)?lái)一則關(guān)于熊貓的英語(yǔ)幽默小故事,希望大家喜歡。一只熊貓走進(jìn)一家參觀,要了一個(gè)三明治,后來(lái)的故事發(fā)展簡(jiǎn)直難以想象!一起來(lái)看看吧!
2016-09-23 -
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:Does He Bite 它咬人嗎
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?羅恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人嗎?里基:這正是我想要查明的。
2012-10-26 -
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:Two Birds 兩只鳥
老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?學(xué)生:我指不出,但我知道答案。老師:請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。學(xué)生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
2012-10-15 -
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:冷與熱
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.""But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.""Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C.""Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city." 蒙特利爾咖啡館的一位顧客擰開盥洗室的水龍頭,結(jié)果被水燙傷了?!斑@太可惡了,”他抱怨道,“標(biāo)著C的龍頭流出的是開水。”“可是,先生,C代表Chaude,在法語(yǔ)里代表'熱'。如果您住在蒙特利爾的話就應(yīng)該知道這一點(diǎn)?!薄暗鹊?,”那位顧客咆哮著,“另外一個(gè)龍頭標(biāo)的也是C。”“那當(dāng)然,”經(jīng)理說(shuō)道:“這個(gè)C代表冷。畢竟,蒙特利爾是個(gè)雙語(yǔ)城市。”
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英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:Pirate's Treasure 海盜的財(cái)富
Then he spied something... but it was only one of Woofy's bones. Instead of treasure, all Jimmy had was a dog bone, a hole, and a big pile of dirt to fill it in with. He thought "That pirate lied to me!"
2012-11-05 -
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:借公牛一用
After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, "OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.
2012-09-06 -
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話 :To Buy a Video 買錄像機(jī)
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!
2012-10-27