Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

老師：瑪利亞，去地圖上把北美洲指出來(lái)。

Maria: Here it is.

瑪利亞：在這里。

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

老師：沒(méi)錯(cuò)。現(xiàn)在、同學(xué)們，是誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了美洲呀？

Class: Maria.

全班：瑪利亞

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

老師：約翰，你干嘛趴在地上做乘法題?。?/div>
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

約翰：你不是說(shuō)不準(zhǔn)用桌子嗎……（table有兩個(gè)意思：乘法表和桌子）

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?

老師：格林，你怎么拼寫(xiě)“鱷魚(yú)”？

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

格林：K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher: No, that's wrong.

老師：不對(duì)，錯(cuò)了。

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

格林：也許吧，但是你問(wèn)我、我怎么拼的嘛！

(I love this kid)

（我愛(ài)這個(gè)小鬼）

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

老師：唐納，水的化學(xué)公式是什么？

Donald: H I J K L M N O.

唐納：H I J K L M N O。

Teacher: What are you talking about?

老師：你在說(shuō)什么呀？

Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

唐納：昨天你說(shuō)的?。骸皬腍到O”（H2O，小鬼理解成H to O了）

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

老師：溫妮，說(shuō)出一樣“十年前我們沒(méi)有、現(xiàn)在很重要”的東西。

Winnie: Me!

溫妮：我！

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

老師：格林，為什么你總那么臟呢？

Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

格林：我離地比你近啊……

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

老師：米莉，用“I”開(kāi)頭造個(gè)句。

Millie: I is...

米莉：I is...

Teacher: No Millie...Always say, "I am."

老師：不對(duì)米莉，用“I”的時(shí)候我們都說(shuō)“I am”。

Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

米莉：那好吧……“我是字母表里的第九個(gè)”。

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

老師：現(xiàn)在，西蒙，老實(shí)告訴我，你吃飯前都祈禱嗎？

Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

西蒙：不，老師，我犯不著。我媽煮的菜挺好吃的。

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

老師：哈羅德，那種人家已經(jīng)不想聽(tīng)了他還不停講話(huà)的人叫什么？

Harold: A teacher.

哈羅德：老師唄。

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