Dear diary, this morning is...different. There is change. I can sense it, feel it. I'm awake. for the first time in a long time, I feel completely and undeniably wide awake. For once, I don't regret the day before it begins. I welcome the day...because I know... I will see her again. I will see him again. For the first time in a long time, I feel good.
親愛的日記，這個(gè)早晨很不一樣。有變化在發(fā)生，我能察覺到、感受到。我醒了。這么長時(shí)間以來我第一次感覺到我完完全全確定無疑的醒了。這一次，我沒有在一天尚未開始時(shí)就為它的降臨感到遺憾。我歡迎這一天的到來，因?yàn)槲抑馈矣帜芸吹剿?。我又能看到他了。這么長時(shí)間以來第一次，我感覺很好。
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Jeremy's parent-teacher conference.
Jeremy的家長會(huì)
不過這次家長會(huì)不是我們期末考試考完了所有家長排排坐的那種，更像是孩子做了錯(cuò)事老師找家長到學(xué)校訓(xùn)話。

sexy stewardess
stewardess 空姐，女管家

All the bronte sisters used pseudonyms.
pseudonym 匿名，筆名

Are you psychic or clairvoyant?
你是通靈還是透視??？
clairvoyant：透視，千里眼

yeah,well, feel free to conjure up the name and number of that guy from last night.
嗯，好，請隨便召喚下昨晚那個(gè)男人的姓名和電話吧。
feel free 隨便，隨意
conjure up 用魔法召喚;使想起,回憶起…

huh? 'cause i vote for right here and right now.
哼？因?yàn)槲屹澇纱藭r(shí)此地。
vote for 本來是投票的意思。同意做某事又多學(xué)了一個(gè)用法，可以說I vote for sth.。

Are there any other relatives in the picture?
in the picture：讓……了解情況,受到注意。
不過這里用的應(yīng)該不是這個(gè)短語，網(wǎng)上查了下這個(gè)relatives in the picture的說法還挺常用的，個(gè)人猜測是不是因?yàn)橐话慵彝ザ紩?huì)拍全家福，所以這個(gè)relatives in the picture 指的就是關(guān)系密切到會(huì)一起拍全家福的親戚。

I had an urge for guacamole.
guacamole 鱷梨沙拉。

鱷梨的英文是avocado，也叫做牛油果。

Eat anyway. it's a ruse.
還是吃吧，這是幌子。
ruse 策略，詭計(jì)