What do you get when you combine chicken and pizza? Well, apparently, an entirely unappetizing portmanteau that no one really knows how to pronounce but on trying sounds like a disease that claimed millions of lives in South America circa 1910.
將chicken（雞肉）和pizza（披薩）這兩個(gè)單詞混合，你會(huì)得到什么？顯然，你會(huì)得到一個(gè)讓人失去食欲的混成詞，根本沒(méi)人知道怎么發(fā)音，嘗試發(fā)音后發(fā)現(xiàn)，聽(tīng)上去就像是一種在1910年奪去南美數(shù)百萬(wàn)條人命的疾病的名字。

You also get KFC’s newest experiment in genetic modification: a chicken grown in the shape of a pizza – using something akin to bonsai kitten method perfected in the halcyon days of the Internet – its head then cut off and the remaining circle of meat deep fried and slathered with tomato sauce, cheese, tiny pepper bits, and sacrilegiously, pineapple.
你也會(huì)得到最新的肯德基轉(zhuǎn)基因?qū)嶒?yàn)成果：使用在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)太平日子里經(jīng)過(guò)完善的類(lèi)似盆景貓的制作方法，養(yǎng)成披薩形狀的雞，然后把雞頭切掉，剩下的雞肉油炸，涂上番茄醬、奶酪、小辣椒塊和褻瀆披薩的菠蘿。

It is just a piece of fried chicken cut into quarters that is rendered slightly soggy on one side thanks to the inoffensive toppings.
這不過(guò)是將一塊炸雞切成四小塊，多虧了還算湊合的配料，才讓披薩的其中一面變得有些濕軟。

Note: If you want to eat your Chizza in a less-mangled state then make sure to grab it pre-bagged as KFC have not gone as far to create a specialized pizza bag, meaning that gravity will have its nasty way with it before you can.
注意：如果你想享用披薩時(shí)它的賣(mài)相不至于太差，那么一定要在裝袋前就抓住它，因?yàn)榭系禄形丛斐鰧?zhuān)門(mén)的披薩盒，意味著裝袋后重力會(huì)把披薩弄得亂七八糟。

（本文翻譯：Frank）

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