前情提要：近日Youtube上瘋傳一個六天之內(nèi)建成15層高賓館大樓的視頻，點擊高達(dá)百萬。這棟樓是中國遠(yuǎn)大集團建造的節(jié)能環(huán)保建筑，建46小時，裝修90小時， 可抗震9度。關(guān)鍵在于可抗震9度啊，表明人家并非要速度不要質(zhì)量。于是說上帝創(chuàng)造世界也只需要六天的時間??！圍觀了視頻的各國人民紛紛留言表示欽佩之情，同時吐槽自己國家建筑工程的拖拉：

A 15-story building done in SIX days?? Wow... just WOW.
15 層高的建筑 6 天完工？？哇靠！。。。除了哇靠真不知該說啥好。

That’’s kinda of scary, you could’ve gone away for a week, and when you’’ve come home a building has suddenly appeared.
多驚悚啊，你不過出門了一禮拜，等你回家時一幢樓就赫然豎在那兒了。

Imagine coming home after a 2 day trip and you look out your window like WTF
想象一下出去玩了兩天后回到家，打開窗戶往外一看：我勒個去！

Imagine looking for a hotel room, there is no vacancy, and the receptionist says, “just wait for a few minutes, we will put up another hotel.”
想象一下去酒店訂房間，結(jié)果已經(jīng)客滿了，前臺接待對你說“請稍等幾分鐘，我們馬上再建一座新的?！?/div>

In my country ? Greece...they cant even make a doghouse in 2 days.
在我的國家希臘…… 2 天時間估計他們連狗窩都蓋不起來。

Amazing stuff.Here in Canada everything takes forever to complete.Whole fukin day to clear some small debris from accidents on highways. Small sections of roads take a whole fukin year. then winter the road cracks again from all the salt sprayed on it. so repeat next year! WOOD houses take like fukin two years.
真是驚艷。在俺們加拿大所有的東西都好像一輩子建不完。從高速路上清點兒小碎片要花他媽的一整天。一小段路修了一整年，到冬天一下雪，撒上鹽后路又壞了，很好，來年接著修。木屋都他媽的要蓋整整兩年。嘆。

Chinese came to my country to build roads. Kings Highway took less then 50 days to finish. Buiding a seawall took less then 30 days, building the South Pacific Games Stadium, Pool, Tracks and field less then a month! My country is Fiji & Australia is whinning that Fiji is having ties with China LMAO - too funny!!
中國人曾經(jīng)來過我們國家修路。 Kings 高速花了不到 50 天就竣工了，建海堤用了不到 30 天，建南太平洋體育場，泳池，運動場地用了不到 1 個月！順便說我的國家是斐濟。而澳大利亞居然還在抱怨為啥斐濟跟中國走那么近？！真逗??！

That is why you should send your kids to Chinese language lessons!!!
這就是為啥你得趕快把孩子送去學(xué)中文?。?！

man, the only thing i can think America can get done fast is fast food orders -_-
我能想到唯一美國人干得快的事兒就是訂快餐 -_-

Evan fast food in America some times still take 15-20 minutes to get your order. The quick that can get done in America is get devorces. Married today maybe devorces next week.....
在美國就算快餐有時都得等 15-20 分鐘才拿得到。在美國能干得快的事兒是離婚。今天剛結(jié)也許下禮拜就離了…

Actually I can do the same thing without even trying. Like if I buy a desk from IKEA, I need only 30 minutes to put it together. But for a ? similar desk, it may cost more than 1 week for a carpenter to build it. Am I amazing?
連試都不需要試，我也能做到這個。就好比我從宜家買來一張桌子，我只需要 30 分鐘就能組裝好，但同樣一張桌子，木工卻得花一個多星期來制造它。這能說明我牛 X ？

If u put it toguether in 30min, u are not amazing... but the Ikeas designers who made this possible, they are... ?
（回樓上） 30 分鐘能組裝好并不說明你牛 X ……但宜家的設(shè)計者能設(shè)計出這種桌子，能證明他們很牛 X …… 　

Its more interesting to read the comments than watching the video.
看評論比看視頻有趣多了。

I dare not to use stuffs made in China :D
我從不敢用中國制造的東西 :D

You are proberbly using it right now.
（回樓上）你八成現(xiàn)在就正在用著。

China is the new US...
中國是新一代的美國…

Wow, stop insulting the Chinese people.
（回樓上）嗨樓上的，別侮辱中國人好么。

（注：翻譯部分來自網(wǎng)絡(luò)轉(zhuǎn)載）