I bet you've lost a bet at some point in your life. But the price you had to pay probably wasn't as big as for the people included in this list. Bored Panda has compiled a series of unfortunate gamblers in the middle of their redemption, and the photos are so funny and embarrassing, you'll think twice about entering a wager next time.
我知道在你生命中某個時刻你一定也打過賭。你也一定為此付出過代價。不過你付出的代價一定沒有下列清單中的這些人大。BoredPanda收集了一組不幸賭徒的案例，他們都在為自己的行為贖罪。這些圖片又搞笑又尬，下次你準備跟別人打賭的時候，一定會三思而后行。

From making a public announcement about sucking at fantasy football to transforming their hair into a pineapple , you can't help but admire people who know how to suck it up and accept the outcome of a failed venture.
從當著眾人的面承認自己有一個幻想的足球，且球機很爛，從到把頭發(fā)理成菠蘿的形狀，這些人總有辦法放下心態(tài)，接受冒險失敗的現(xiàn)實。

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1 In 2001, My Parents Bet Me That If I Did Not Drink, Smoke, Or Do Drugs By 21, They Would Give Me $1500. Here I Am On My 21st Birthday Holding The Contract I Signed When I Was 8
2001年的時候，我的父母跟我打賭，如果我要21歲沒有喝酒，抽煙，也沒有吸毒，他們就給我1500美元。這張照片是我21歲生日找的，手里拿著我當年8歲的時候簽下的打賭協(xié)議。

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2 My Dad Challenged The Students At The School Where He Is The Principal To Read A Combined 1,000 Minutes. The Reward Would Be Getting To Push Him Down The Hall On A Tricycle While He Wore Mismatched Clothes Inside Out
我爸爸是一個學校的校長，他向學生們發(fā)起過一項挑戰(zhàn)，如果他們閱讀時間累積起來達到1000分鐘，他就給他們一個大大的獎勵：他會穿著上下不搭的衣褲，內襯翻到外面，騎在三輪車上，讓他們把他推過大廳。

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3 I Work With Patients In Rehab. 2 Months Ago I Made A Bet With A Patient I Would Shave If We Could Get Him To Reach A Certain Goal. Today, He Did It. Tomorrow He Gets Baby Me
我跟父母一起在一個康復中心工作。兩個月前，我跟我的一個病人打了賭，如果他能達到一個小目標的話，我就把自己的大胡子剃掉。明天他將看到沒長胡子時的我。

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4 One Month Ago I Challenged One Of My Campers Who Had Just Been Diagnosed With Dyslexia. I Told Her That If She Could Read 10 Chapter Books In The Month Of July, I Would Let Her Choose Any Color She Wanted To Dye My Hair. Well She Finished Her Challenge And Alas I Now Have Pink Hair
一個月之前我跟一個宿營隊隊員打了賭，當時她剛被查出患有讀寫障礙癥。我告訴她，如果她能在六月讀完十章節(jié)的書，我就把頭發(fā)染個顏色，顏色隨她選。她做到了，所以，我現(xiàn)在必須把頭發(fā)染成粉紅色。

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5 I Won A Bet With The Library At My University Forcing Them To Hang A Portrait Of Me Till I Graduate. Here's The Photo I Submitted
我跟大學里的一個圖書管理員打了賭，獎勵是到我畢業(yè)的時候，他們必須把我的畫像掛在圖書館里。上圖是我交給他們的畫像。

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6?When I was 10, I once bet my mom that I could clean better and faster than her. I won but then realized years later I actually lost, she won.
在我十歲的時候，我跟媽媽打過一個賭，我賭自己做起家務來，能比她更快更干凈。數(shù)年之后我才意識到，其實是她贏了，我輸了。

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7 Spotted In My Hometown
在我老家街拍到的

I suck at fantasy football
我玩《夢幻足球》，我球技很爛

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8 A Swedish Principal Made A Bet With A Student; If The Student Could Make It Through 9th Grade The Principal Would Dye His Hair Pink. Last Week The 61-Year-Old Principal Delivered!
一個瑞典校長跟一個學生打賭：如果該生能順利升到9年級，該校長就把頭發(fā)染成粉紅色。上周，這位61歲的老校長曬出了這張照片。

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9 When You Talk A Big Game But Your Sister Beats You In The Match And The Rematch
當你冒著巨大的奉獻跟你的妹妹打了一個賭，沒想到她贏了，而且第二輪她也贏了

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10 “Bet We Can Beat You At Hide And Seek Uncle David!” Bet You F**kin’ Can’t“
David叔叔，我們打賭，跟我們玩捉迷藏你肯定會輸?！薄拔掖蛸€你們贏不了?！?/div>

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11 Lost A Bet With My Cousin, This Is The Result
跟我堂兄打賭結果輸了，這就是結果。

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12.This?86-Year-Old?Challenged?Me?To?A?Pole?Dancing?Contest?While?At?Happy?Hour,?He?Won
在酒店的優(yōu)惠時段，這個86歲的老爺爺向我下戰(zhàn)書，看誰敢來一段鋼管舞，他贏了。

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13.I?Bet?The?Girls?Upstairs?That?I?Could?Fit?Into?Any?Clothing?That?They?Could.?I?Won.
我跟樓上的姑娘們打賭，我穿得下任何她們能穿下的衣服。我贏了。

Probably?painful!!
大概憋得難受吧！

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14.Told?My?Girlfriend?It?Was?Impossible?To?Stand?A?Coin?On?Its?Side
我對女友說，她不可能讓硬幣豎著站起來。

She?seems?to?be?much?smarter?than?you?eh?
看起來她比你聰明多了，嗯？

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15.Was?Bet?That?I?Couldn't?Balance?A?Cue?Ball?On?Three?Pool?Cues.?Nobody?Played?Pool?The?Rest?Of?The?Night
有人跟我打賭，說我不可能把撞球支在三根球桿上。那晚之后的時間里沒人再玩過桌球。

Neatly?done!!
干得好！

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16.My?Husband?Bet?Me?I?Couldn't?Shave?His?Foot?Without?Him?Waking?Up.?This?Is?What?He?Woke?Up?To?This?Morning
我的丈夫跟我打賭，說我不可能把他的指甲修剪好，同時又不吵醒他。今天早上他起床后就看到這個狀況了。

I?really?hope?you?let?him?discover?it?on?his?own
我衷心希望你讓他自己發(fā)現(xiàn)這個狀況。

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17.Never?Challenge?Your?Child?To?Do?Something?Unless?You?Are?Prepared?For?Them?To?Succeed
千萬別對你的兒子下挑戰(zhàn)書，刺激他去做某件事，除非你準備好了接受他們完成挑戰(zhàn)的局面。

Looks?like?it?took?the?bird?a?few?seconds?to?realise?what?had?happened.?Bottom?photo?it's?thinking?'what?actual?happened?here?'
看起來這只鳥花了好長時間才弄明白發(fā)生了什么事。在最后一張圖上，它臉上寫著“這到底是神馬情況？”

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18.Friend?Lost?A?Bet.?Here's?Her?Senior?Picture
我的朋友打賭輸了。這是她的高中畢業(yè)照。

This?gonna?be?a?prom?(k)night?to?remember.
這場畢業(yè)舞會（這個舞會騎士）一定會讓人難以忘懷。

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19.He?Bet?Me?That?He?Could?Touch?His?Head?To?The?Ceiling
他跟我打賭，他的頭能碰到天花板。

...spider?man.
這不是蜘蛛俠嗎？

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20.My?Teammate?Is?A?5'6"?Gymnast .?She?Bet?Us?She?Could?Completely?Fit?In?Her?Locker.?She?Won.
我的室友是一個5英尺6英寸高的體操運動員。她跟我們打賭說她可以把自己整個兒塞進衣柜里。她贏了。

At?least?the?door?is?open?
門還開著，算不算犯規(guī)？

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（翻譯：小木）