A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
一位女士打開(kāi)冰箱門(mén)，發(fā)現(xiàn)一只兔子坐在其中的一層隔板上，就問(wèn)它：“你在那里做什么？”

The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
兔子回答：“這是Westinghouse對(duì)不對(duì)？”（Westinghouse，西屋電氣公司）

The lady confirmed, "Yes."
女士確認(rèn)道：“沒(méi)錯(cuò)?！?/div>

"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."
兔子說(shuō)：“那就對(duì)了，我就是要往西邊去?！?/div>

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?
兔子：你確信這瓶特制胡蘿卜汁能治好我的??？

Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
醫(yī)生：當(dāng)然咯，凡是喝過(guò)的兔子沒(méi)有一只來(lái)要第二瓶的。

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
兔寶寶：媽咪，我是從哪兒來(lái)的呢？

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
兔媽媽?zhuān)旱饶汩L(zhǎng)大點(diǎn)再告訴你。

Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
兔寶寶：噢媽咪，現(xiàn)在就告訴我吧，求您了。

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
兔媽媽?zhuān)喝绻阋欢ㄒ?，那我告訴你你是從魔術(shù)師的帽子里被拽出來(lái)的。