1. Guest:"Bub, do you go to school?"

客人：“小家伙，你上學(xué)了嗎？”

boy:"What good shall I go to school? I can't read or write?"

孩子：“我上學(xué)有什么好處？我不會讀，也不會寫?！?/div>

2. The librarian went over to a small, noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she warned. "The people around you can't read!"

圖書管理員走到一個喧鬧的小男孩身邊，警告說：“請安靜！你周圍的人都不能讀書了！”

"They can't?" The boy asked curiously. "Then what are they doing here?"

“不能讀書？”小男孩好奇地問道?！澳撬麄冊谶@里干什么？”

3. betty:"Black hens are cleverer than white ones, aren't they?"

貝蒂：“黑母雞比白母雞聰明，對嗎？”

Larry:"How do you know?"

拉里：“你怎么知道？”

Betty:"Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can't lay black ones."

貝蒂：“嗯，因為黑母雞能下白蛋，可白母雞不能下黑蛋。”

4. Bobby:"Billy broke my new doll!"

博比：“比利弄壞了我的新洋娃娃！”

Mum:"How did he do that?"

媽媽：“他是怎么弄壞的？”

Bobby:"I hit him over the head with it."

博比：“我用洋娃娃打了他的頭?！?/div>

5. "I wish I'd lived in the old times."

“我要是生活在古代就好了?！?/div>

"Why?"

“為什么？”

"Because there wouldn't be so much history to learn."

“因為那就不會有這么多歷史要學(xué)了。”


? 英語幽默600篇

題材豐富、淺顯易懂
英漢對照、翻譯中肯
????? 青閏編譯
上海交通大學(xué)出版社

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