1. The neighbor often borrowed my inflator.

鄰居經(jīng)常借我家的打氣筒。

One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"

有一天，4歲的女兒突然告訴我說(shuō)：“爸爸，我們的打氣筒里面的氣用完了怎么辦？”

2. "Mama, why does the puppy drink the water in the slot?"

“媽媽?zhuān)」窞槭裁匆人疁侠锏乃?？?/div>

"Because it's thirsty."

“因?yàn)樗柿??！?/div>

"Oh, I know that the puppy has no money to buy coke!"

“噢，我知道了，是小狗沒(méi)有錢(qián)買(mǎi)可樂(lè)！”

3. Two little boys were looking at an abstract painting in an art shop.

兩個(gè)小男孩正在一家美術(shù)店看一幅抽象畫(huà)。

"Let's run," said one, "or they say we did it."

“咱們快跑吧，”其中一個(gè)男孩說(shuō)道，“不然他們會(huì)說(shuō)是我們干的?！?/div>

4. Little Mike was visiting on his grandparents' farm. Checking the chicken's tail, he came upon a peacock. He ranquickly to the house shouting, "Granny, come quick! Your chicken is in bloom!"

小邁克正在參觀爺爺奶奶的農(nóng)場(chǎng)。他在雞群中看到一只孔雀。他馬上跑向屋子，大聲喊道：“奶奶，快來(lái)！你的一只雞開(kāi)花了！”

5. Mother:"I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half."

母親：“我派自己的小孩買(mǎi)兩磅李子，你卻給了他一磅半。”

Shopkeeper:"My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?"

店主：“我的秤沒(méi)問(wèn)題，太太。你稱(chēng)過(guò)兒子了嗎？”


? 英語(yǔ)幽默600篇

題材豐富、淺顯易懂
英漢對(duì)照、翻譯中肯
????? 青閏編譯
上海交通大學(xué)出版社

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