反恐車(chē)

Technology has always played a big role in fighting terrorism. Some inventions are truly useful and will undoubtedly save lives, whereas others are so bizarre that one wonders how in the world they got patented. This list is about the latter: Behold the Top 8 Strangest Anti-Terrorism Patents!
科技在反恐斗爭(zhēng)中一直扮演著重要角色。某些發(fā)明確實(shí)有用，關(guān)鍵時(shí)刻總能救人一命，另一些發(fā)明卻詭異得讓人懷疑它們是怎么拿到專利的。下面我們就來(lái)看看史上最搞怪的八大反恐專利吧~

1、Anti-Terrorist Truck 反恐車(chē)

Problem: Terrorists can pop up at any time, leaving local authorities totally defenseless against their raging attacks.
問(wèn)題：恐怖分子隨時(shí)都可能跳出來(lái)，把地方當(dāng)局打個(gè)落花流水。

Solution: When terrorists walk past this non-descript truck parked quietly on the street, its roof pops out to reveal a machine gun turret! If that doesn't strike fear into the heart of Jihadis, well ... then we can?still mow 'em down!
解決方案：這輛車(chē)沒(méi)有任何明顯特征，靜靜地停在路邊。當(dāng)恐怖分子路過(guò)的時(shí)候，車(chē)頂上就會(huì)彈出一個(gè)機(jī)關(guān)槍炮臺(tái)！如果這樣都嚇不倒他們的話……那就直接爆頭好了！

Bonus: Also great for battling zombies.
附加效果：同樣適用于打僵尸。

自帶廁所的生化服

2、Biohazard Suit with Built-In Toilet 自帶廁所的生化服

Problem: You got to wear a biohazard suit to protect against biological or chemical weapons ... but as soon?as you put it on, you really gotta go!
問(wèn)題：為了保護(hù)自己免遭生化武器危害，你需要穿上生化服，但是當(dāng)你終于穿好它……你就該內(nèi)急了。

Solution: A biohazard suit with a built-in toilet! Just squat a little bit and go.
解決方案：一件內(nèi)置廁所的生化服！只要稍微下蹲，就可以噓噓了。

Potential Complications: How do you wipe?
潛在問(wèn)題：要腫么擦PP……

鐵路導(dǎo)彈系統(tǒng)

3、Railroad Missile System 鐵路導(dǎo)彈系統(tǒng)

Problem: Terrorists may attack a missile silo, a stationary target if there ever is one.
問(wèn)題：導(dǎo)彈發(fā)射井因?yàn)槭枪潭ǖ?，很容易成為恐怖分子襲擊的目標(biāo)。

Solution: Make it mobile. Here's a patent for a railroad missile garrison system that launches ICBMs from?rail cars of a train.
解決方案：讓它動(dòng)起來(lái)！這個(gè)鐵路導(dǎo)彈系統(tǒng)能從火車(chē)上發(fā)射洲際彈道導(dǎo)彈！

Bonus: Makes a great movie plot!
附加效果：又一部電影大片誕生了！

小狗耳機(jī)

4、Doggie Earphone 狗狗耳機(jī)

Problem: It's well known that Al Qaeda terrorists hate dogs, but how do you tell the animals to get to?these dirty SOBs if they can't hear you? (You being a far away, of course, preferably in the safety and?comfort of a bunker.)
問(wèn)題：眾所周知，“基地”組織成員最怕的就是狗。而當(dāng)你躲在安全的地方，想讓狗狗們?nèi)ジ傻暨@些操蛋的恐怖分子，它們卻聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)你的指令，怎么辦？

Solution: a custom-fitting earpiece for dogs so they can receive verbal instructions remotely.
解決方案：特制的狗狗耳機(jī)，讓它們可以遠(yuǎn)程接收你的口頭指令！

Bonus: The method specifically said four-legged non-human animal, so I'm thinking this will work with?goats. Attack goats.
附加效果：該裝置適用于所有四足非人類生物，所以應(yīng)該也可以用于山羊。攻擊性山羊。

飛機(jī)陷阱

5、Airplane Trap Door 飛機(jī)陷阱

Problem: Terrorists want to hijack a plane by trying to break down the cockpit door.
問(wèn)題：恐怖分子會(huì)闖入駕駛艙，劫持飛機(jī)。

Solution: After hardening the cockpit door, airlines should add the next logical step: airplane trap door?that springs open to entrap terrorists below deck.
解決方案：除了加固駕駛艙門(mén)之外，飛機(jī)上還需要一個(gè)可以瞬間彈開(kāi)捉住恐怖分子的陷阱。

Improvement Suggestion: Add an alligator pit to the trap door ... or better yet, some motherf-ckin' snakes?on the motherf-ckin pit!
改進(jìn)建議：在陷阱里放鱷魚(yú)……或者干脆特么的放蛇好了！

航班乘客控制系統(tǒng)

6、Passenger Control System During Flight 航班乘客控制系統(tǒng)

Problem: A terrorist is onboard, and you want to disable him without harming the other passengers.
問(wèn)題：飛機(jī)上有恐怖分子，如何廢了他而又不傷害其他乘客呢？

Solution: Make all passengers wear armbands that monitors their body for signs of falsehood and evil. And?did I mention there's a syringe filled with a strong tranquilizer connected to the thing? One "anomalous emotional condition," then off to dreamland they go!
解決方案：讓所有乘客佩戴特制的臂章，通過(guò)臂章來(lái)監(jiān)控乘客的情緒有無(wú)異常。臂章上還有一個(gè)裝滿強(qiáng)效鎮(zhèn)定劑的注射器，當(dāng)發(fā)現(xiàn)“情緒異常者”時(shí)，該裝置會(huì)立刻送他去見(jiàn)周公！

Bonus: Works for unruly kids.
附加效果：對(duì)不聽(tīng)話的小盆友同樣適用。

反自殺式爆炸網(wǎng)

7、Explosion Containment Net 反自殺式爆炸網(wǎng)

Problem: Suicide bombers may detonate their bomb and kill a lot of people.
問(wèn)題：自殺式炸彈會(huì)炸死很多人。

Solution: It may look like an umbrella, but that's actually a kevlar net fired from a special gun to?encapsulate and contain a bomb's blast. The net also contains a tube for dispensing fire suppressant agent.
解決方案：這貨看起來(lái)像把傘，但它其實(shí)是一個(gè)由特殊槍支發(fā)射的kevlar纖維網(wǎng)，可以阻擋爆炸產(chǎn)生的火焰和沖擊波。網(wǎng)里還有一條可以噴灑滅火劑的管子。

Bonus: Great for fishing or tackling.
附加效果：捕魚(yú)必備之利器。

移動(dòng)火葬場(chǎng)

8、Mobile Crematorium 移動(dòng)火葬場(chǎng)

Problem: When all effort to prevent a large scale act of terrorism failed and the body count of victims is?high, then something is needed to get rid of the bodies...
問(wèn)題：當(dāng)阻止大規(guī)?？植酪u擊的行動(dòng)失敗之后，會(huì)有很多受害者的尸體需要處理……

Solution: A mobile crematorium - basically a combustion chamber on wheels.
解決方案：移動(dòng)火葬場(chǎng)——基本上就是一個(gè)帶輪子的燃燒室。

Bonus: Probably makes a mean BBQ! Also works to get rid of dead zombies.
附加效果：可以搞一場(chǎng)惡心的燒烤！也可以用來(lái)處理死掉的僵尸……(啊喂僵尸本來(lái)就是死的吧……)?