If Succeed:
如果成功：

1. The equaler: different with no loss in quality
原汁原味：不同演繹，同等質量

2. The successful genre swap: for fans of that genre
成功“轉范兒”：特別的“范兒”給特別的粉絲

3. Soul added: song from lousy artist rescued by superior artist
注入靈魂：二逼變牛逼，腐朽化神奇

4. The whole new level: makes the original look like cover
全新境界：青出于藍而勝于藍，讓原唱變翻唱

If Fail:
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5. The why bother? Pointlessly different
吃飽撐的：毫無疑義的改變

6. The palette swap: pointlessly similar
只是換個色兒：只有模仿，沒有超越

7. Troll added: “hilarious” novelty cover and/or string quartet tribute
犯賤找抽：搞怪版翻唱和（或）將原版改為弦樂四重奏

8. The Madonna: original pissed all over by shitty artist
被麥當娜翻唱：好好原版被狗屁音樂人糟踐