生活大爆炸:SO1EO16 從未過生日
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2011-11-27 20:00
小提示: 聽聽宅男們的囧言囧語,填寫對話缺失的部分, 不用帶數(shù)字序號。注意句子開頭要大寫哦
<注意這里>若頁面過長造成聽寫不便,在聽寫框的右上角點(diǎn)擊“彈出答題紙”即可。
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背景:Leonard從來沒有過過生日,沒有過派對。是為什么呢?(前幾期不給力啊~~~聽的同學(xué)很少。撓墻~~~~(>_<)~~~~ )
-Howard:Hit him down.
-Leonard:He's got you, Sheldon.
-Sheldon:Look at this move!
-Leonard:He's completely schooling you.
-Penny:Hey, guys, guys, some of the other waitresses wanted me to ask you something.
-Leonard:It's called Tressling.
-Howard:It combines the physical strength of arm ___1___ with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate sport.
-Penny:Yeah, that's terrific, but what they wanted me to ask you is to cut it the hell out. Great. Come here, guys. Come on. Happy birthday to you...
-Sheldon:We might as well stop. It's a stalemate. You're beating me in Tetris, but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf.
-Raj:Keebler elf? I've got your Keebler elf right here. Okay, it's a stalemate.
-Penny:So, Leonard, will we be seeing you on Saturday for your free birthday cheesecake?
-Sheldon:He can't eat cheesecake. He's lactose ___2___.
-Penny:Okay, he can have carrot cake.
-Sheldon:What about the cream cheese ___3___?
-Penny:He can scrape it off.
-Leonard:Forget about the cake. How do you know that my birthday's Saturday?
-Penny:I did your ___4___, remember? I was going to do everybody's, until Sheldon went on one of his typical psychotic rants.
-Sheldon:For the record, that psychotic rant was a concise summation of the research of Bertram Forer, who, in 1948, proved conclusively through meticulously designed experiments that astrology is nothing but pseudo-scientific hokum.
-Penny:Blah, blah, blah. Typical Taurus. So, seriously, are we going to see you Saturday?
-Leonard:Uh, I don't think so.
-Penny:Why not?
-Leonard:I don't celebrate my birthday.
-Penny:Shut up. Yeah, you do.
-Leonard:It's no big deal, it's just the way I was raised. My parents focused on celebrating ____5____, and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.
-Penny:That's so silly.
-Sheldon:It's actually based on very sound theories. His mother published a paper on it.
-Penny:Well, what was it called? "I Hate My Son and That's Why He Can't Have Cake?"
-Sheldon:It was obviously effective. Leonard grew up to be an experimental physicist. Perhaps if she'd also denied him Christmas, he'd be a little better at it.
-Leonard:Thank you.
-Howard:Well, I love birthdays. Waking up to Mom's special French toast breakfast, _________6________, playing laser tag with all my friends...
-Penny:Yeah, see? That's what kids should have.
-Howard:Actually, that was last year.
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frosting
horoscope
achievements
wearing the birthday king crown
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