歡樂2011:讓人捧腹大笑的年度奇聞趣事
作者:lazyfelix 譯
來源:The Telegraph
2011-12-29 10:29
1.芬頓獵犬
Fenton! Fentooooon!!
芬頓!芬頓?。?/strong>
The notorious Youtube hound, Fenton, became an internet sensation when he was filmed chasing a herd of deer across Richmond Park while his owner howls in panic.
一只頑劣的獵犬在里奇蒙德公園追逐鹿群,而它的主人跟在后面驚慌失措大叫它名字的視頻被拍攝下來,并上傳到Y(jié)outube上,這只名叫“芬頓”的獵犬一下子就火了起來。
The video starts with the faint cry of the dog’s agitated owner, who repeatedly cries ‘‘Fenton’’ until the screen fills up with stampeding deer being chased by the dog onto a path of traffic. ‘‘Oh, Jesus Christ’’ the well-spoken owner wails. “Oh, Jesus Christ!” He was eventually tracked down and revealed to be Max Findlay, a former journalist, from Wimbledon.
在視頻一開始,只傳來獵狗主人激動的呼叫聲,“芬頓,芬頓……”接著,鏡頭中出現(xiàn)了驚慌亂竄的鹿群,還有在后面窮追不舍的獵狗,它們一路追逃,一直穿過了公路。“老天爺啊。”獵狗的的主人哭號道,“哦,老天爺啊。”主人的身份最終被確定為麥克斯·芬德利,溫布爾頓人,曾是一名記者。
2.希特勒房子
The house that looks like Hitler
長得像希特勒的房子
The elderly owner of an end-of-terrace house in Swansea was left bewildered when hundreds of thousands of twitter users compared his house to Hitler’s face.
許多推特用戶把這間房子和希特勒的臉聯(lián)系起來,這令年邁的房主備受困擾。
The joke became a hit on social networking site Twitter when it was pointed out that the features of the house matched the fringe, moustache and piercing eyes of the dictator.
有人發(fā)現(xiàn)這件房子的屋頂、門楣和窗戶與獨裁者希特勒的發(fā)型、小胡子和眉眼非常匹配,這則笑談在社交網(wǎng)站推特上成為一個熱點話題。
Neighbour Lyn Thomas, 25, said: “I don’t know why it would be designed in such a way. It is uncanny.”
房主的鄰居,25歲的琳恩·托馬斯說道:“不知道為什么房子會設(shè)計成這幅摸樣。不可思議?!?/div>
3.快閃求婚
The flash mob proposal
快閃求婚
Adam King made the most of his commute to Watford Junction by proposing to his girlfriend on the 19.57 London Overground service in a seemingly random flash mob.
亞當(dāng)·金在去往沃特福德的火車上完成了人生中最重要的一次通勤,他用快閃的方式完成了向女友的求婚。
In a video of the event unsuspecting commuters are caught off guard as ‘members of the public’ begin a rendition of Bill Withers' 1977 song “Lovely Day.”
視頻中,當(dāng)亞當(dāng)合唱團(tuán)的朋友們唱起比爾·維澤1977年的老歌《美好的一天》時,毫不知情的其他乘客錯愕不已。
After popping the question the carriage starts clapping and the singing starts up again.
亞當(dāng)?shù)呐汛饝?yīng)了他的求婚后,車廂中重又響起了歌聲和掌聲。
4.顫栗貓
The ‘Thriller’ cat
顫栗貓
A short clip of a cat rearing up its hind legs raised laughs for its resemblance to Michael Jackson's dance routine in his music video to hit 1980s pop song Thriller.
在一段有趣的短片里,一只貓站立走路的樣子與邁克爾杰克遜《顫栗》MV中的舞蹈場景非常相似。
5.說唱牧師
The beat boxing vicar
說唱牧師
Reverend Gavin Tyte, vicar of Uplyme Church in Devon, created a three-minute-video of himself rapping the Nativity story using the technique of beatboxing.
德文郡牧師加文·泰特自己錄制了一段長約三分鐘的視頻,視頻中他用說唱講述了耶穌誕生的故事。
The video, entitled ‘The Beatbox Nativity’, features the 40-year-old vicar, who was a professional beatboxer before he ordained seven years ago, posing as a selection of characters from the Nativity.
這位牧師今年四十歲,于七年前受戒,之前他是一位專業(yè)的說唱歌手。這段視頻的名字叫做“說唱誕生日”,視頻中牧師分飾三角,講述了耶穌誕生的故事。
6.跳舞的蜥蜴
The dancing Gekos
跳舞的蜥蜴
Like a lizard version of Strictly Come Dancing, a group of geckos from Indonesia get us into the party season by ‘dancing’ for photographer Shikhei Goh.
印尼攝影師高謝客拍攝的這組蜥蜴照片,把我們帶入了派對季節(jié),如同蜥蜴版本的舞動奇跡。
7.跳舞的胡蘿卜
The man who proposed as a dancing carrot
求婚大作戰(zhàn)之跳舞的胡蘿卜
In an elaborate marriage proposal a lovestruck Chinese man and 48 of his friends dress in giant carrot costumes to get his girlfriend to say "yes".
一位癡情的中國男子為了讓女友答應(yīng)自己的求婚可是煞費苦心,這不,他和48個朋友裝扮成了胡蘿卜。
8.尷尬照片集
The awkward photo book
尷尬照片集
Here’s one to put under the Christmas tree - compiled a book featuring a range of awkward family pet photos that have been submitted over the years.
把它放在圣誕樹下吧——一家網(wǎng)站將過去幾年間用戶提交的尷尬動物家庭照匯集成了一本照片集。
9.滑板狗
The scooter-riding dog
玩滑輪車的狗
A 20-month-old Briard named Norman became an internet sensation when his owners filmed him riding a scooter with his front paws on the handlebars and his hind leg pushing himself along.
這只名噪網(wǎng)絡(luò)的伯瑞犬名叫諾曼,有20個月大,主人拍攝的視頻中,他前腿搭在車吧上,后腿蹬地,正玩滑輪車呢。
10.千萬富貓
The cat who inherited 10 million euros
千萬富貓
A black cat in Italy inherited 10 million euros (£8.5 million) from his adoptive owner, a widowed heiress who married a property tycoon.
一只意大利的黑貓繼承了女主人千萬歐元的遺產(chǎn)。主人是一位寡居女性,她的丈夫是一位地產(chǎn)大亨。
The cat is now the proud owner of cash, shares and a property empire which includes flats and houses in Rome and Milan and land in Calabria.
現(xiàn)在,這只貓驕傲的擁有了現(xiàn)金,股票,還有大量物業(yè):包括羅馬和米蘭的房產(chǎn),以及卡拉布利亞的土地。
The address of the cat’s new owners is being kept a secret out of fears that the newly-enriched moggy will be besieged by fortune hunters and con men.
貓咪新主人的地址將不會被公開,以防止這只富家貓受到貪財者和騙子的傷害。
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