英語(yǔ)小笑話:代課教師
來(lái)源:滬江聽(tīng)寫(xiě)酷
2011-03-23 16:45
代課教師試圖運(yùn)用她的心理學(xué)知識(shí)。開(kāi)始上課時(shí),她說(shuō)……
A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
代課教師試圖運(yùn)用她的心理學(xué)知識(shí)。開(kāi)始上課時(shí),她說(shuō):“誰(shuí)覺(jué)得自己很愚蠢,請(qǐng)站起來(lái)?!毙〖s翰馬上站起來(lái)了。老師問(wèn):“為什么你覺(jué)得你很愚蠢呢,小約翰?”“我不覺(jué)得我很蠢,只是我不愿意你一個(gè)人站在那!”
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