背誦為王第一冊第51課：A Duck and a Shop Clerk “鴨子和店員”
A duck walked into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no, and the duck left. The next day, the duck returned and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk again said no, and the duck left. The day after that, the duck walked into the store again and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk shouted at the duck, 'You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! If you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk replied no, and the duck said, 'Good! Got any grapes?'
一只鴨子走進商店，他問店員：“有葡萄嗎？”店員說沒有，鴨子離開了。第二天，鴨子又回來問：“有葡萄嗎？”店員再次說沒有，鴨子又離開了。再后一天，鴨子又走進商店問：“有葡萄嗎？”店員對著鴨子大叫：“過去的兩天你都到這里來問有沒有葡萄。我每次都告訴你我們這里沒有葡萄。要是你以后再來問有沒有葡萄，我就把你的腳蹼釘在地板上！”鴨子離開了，但是第二天他又來了。這次他問：“有釘子嗎？”店員回答：“沒有?！兵喿诱f：“太好了！那有葡萄嗎？”