Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
金錢不能買到幸福，不過(guò)，坐在奔馳車?yán)锟蘅偙茸谧孕熊嚭笞峡抟獊?lái)的舒坦些。

Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
寬恕你的敵人—— 但千萬(wàn)記住那些混蛋的名字。

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
當(dāng)他人身處困境時(shí)伸出援手，他就會(huì)在下次遇到困難時(shí)又記起你。

Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
許多人活著，是因?yàn)殚_(kāi)槍殺他們違法而已。

Alcohol does not solve any problem, but them neither does milk.
酒精并不解決任何實(shí)際問(wèn)題，不過(guò)要這么說(shuō)的話，牛奶不也一樣么。