美國熊孩子如何看熱門視頻:復(fù)仇者聯(lián)盟
作者:小卡
來源:互聯(lián)網(wǎng)
2012-05-07 11:46
Suspense. Are they make... Wait, I'm confused. Oh! It's the... what? My god!? it's the Avengers. The Avengers, I'm gonna watch this. It's called The Avengers Initiative. What? Oh! We're not a team, we're timebomb. This guy! Oh no! Ok... i get it now. Ohhh! i've never heard of that before. Avengers assemble.
懸念。這個是... 等等,我糊涂了。哦!這是...什么?我的天!這是 復(fù)仇者聯(lián)盟!復(fù)仇者聯(lián)盟,我要去看這個。他們叫做復(fù)仇者聯(lián)盟!什么?哦!我們不是個團隊,我們是定時炸彈。這個家伙!哦不!Ok...我明白了。哦!我從來沒聽說過這個。復(fù)仇者集合!
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What was that trailer for? Avengers. At first I thought it was Thor, then I thought it was Iron man. I was like, what's happening? I guess, it's the remix of all. What are the avengers? Superheroes. A team of superheroes. Marvel superheroes. I don't know why the called avengers when there's nothing to avenge. Bad guy are getting harder and harder, so they need to start teaming up. Most they need is a Ninja. Can you name the members of avengers in this movie? Thor. Captain America. Iron Man. Hulk. Who's that lady? Some lady with red hair black suit and a gun. I? think her name is black widow, the guy with bow who is really good. Are there other avengers are not in the movie that you know about? Superman. Batman. Flash. Superman. Batman, my fav. I didn't say batman. Batman. Catwoman. Wonder woman, no, she's DC, what am I talking about. Spider Man.
這是個什么預(yù)告片?復(fù)仇者。先以為是雷神,后來又以為是鋼鐵俠。把我弄糊涂了。結(jié)果,是全混在一起了。復(fù)仇者都有那些人?超級英雄們。一群超級英雄。Marvel漫畫的超級英雄。根本沒有要復(fù)仇的對象,不明白為什么要叫作復(fù)仇者。壞人越來越厲害,所以他們必須聯(lián)合起來。他們最需要的是個忍者。能說出復(fù)仇者的名字嗎?雷神。美國隊長。鋼鐵俠。綠巨人。那個女的是誰?那個黑衣紅發(fā)還佩槍的。她應(yīng)該叫黑寡婦,那個拿弓箭的家伙很厲害。你知道電影里沒出現(xiàn)的還有哪些復(fù)仇者嗎?超人。蝙蝠俠。閃電俠。超人。蝙蝠俠,我的最愛。我沒看見蝙蝠俠。蝙蝠俠。貓女。神奇女俠。不對,她是DC漫畫的,我干嘛說她。蜘蛛俠。
Do you know where the avengers idea first came from? Wasn't there like a TV show or sth? The comic book? Comic books. Did the comic book started them? YES! Stan Lee, I dont know how he's Stan Lee, because he's not chinese. But anyway, it's Stan Lee. Do you know any of the actors in the movie? I don't know their names. Samuel Jackson, Robert Downey Jr. Was that Edward Norton? They cast a different hulk. How was Edward Norton not the hulk anymore? He was the perfect hulk in his movie, I mean Bruce Banner, I mean anyone can do a hulk impression. Betty! Betty Ross, only person I do not destroy. Why do I sound like Jamaica Mon? Does the movie look good? I'm more like a chick flick person. It does look good. Yea, I wanna see it. Why? Because it looks interesting, it's adventures, and explosions. I like action movies. I like superheroes, I wish I was one.
你知道復(fù)仇者的構(gòu)想是從哪里來的嗎?是有個電視劇還是什么的。是漫畫?漫畫書。是從漫畫書里出來的吧?是的!斯坦·李,不明白他為什么叫斯坦·李,他又不是中國人。不管怎樣,是他的構(gòu)想。你認識里面的演員嗎?我不知道他們的名字。塞繆爾·杰克遜,小羅伯特·唐尼。那個是愛華德·諾頓嗎?他們換掉了綠巨人的演員。綠巨人怎么不是愛華德·諾頓?他是完美的綠巨人,我是說布魯斯班納。誰都可以演好綠巨人的那感覺。貝蒂!貝蒂羅斯!我唯一不會傷害的人!我怎么聽起來像Jamaica Mon?你覺得這電影會好看嗎?我比較喜歡女孩子的電影??雌饋聿诲e。是的,我想去看。為什么?因為很有趣,很驚險,而且有爆炸。我喜歡動作電影。我喜歡超級英雄,我希望自己也是超級英雄。
And following movies, which one have you seen? Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk. None. I've seen none of them, but I got really jealous at my mom and dad when they saw thor. Iron man, hulk. All of them except for hulk. All of them. Did you ever think you can see all of them in the same movie? It just came out of nowhere, I didn't know what was happen. It was kinda self-explanatory, since Nick Fury ended up. Just coming up and popping up and the end of each Marvel movie. I sort had the idea, see, they stole it from me. Cause.. I'm awesome! It's good or bad, they're on the same same movie? Just focus on one actor and put that in the movie, not five different actors. I think it's a good idea. I think it's good. Why? I bet more people would wanna see it? When they team up, they got more power. They're stronger now. It's like make pure awesomeness, I hope. About a year ago, we showed the Captain America movie trailer on kids react.
下面這些電影,你看過哪些?鋼鐵俠,美國隊長,雷神,綠巨人。全沒看。全都沒看,但爸媽去看雷神的時候我很嫉妒。鋼鐵俠,綠巨人。除了綠巨人都看了。全看了。你有想過他們會全部出現(xiàn)在一部電影里嗎?完全沒料到,不知道會這樣。已經(jīng)說得很明白了,那個Nick Fury... 在每部電影結(jié)束時都會出來露個面。我有這樣想過!看吧,是他們偷我的想法。因為..我很棒!把他們?nèi)旁谝黄穑阏J為是好是壞?應(yīng)該專心拍好一個角色,而不是五個不同角色。我覺得是個好主意。我覺得不錯。為什么?我猜會有更多的人想看。他們團結(jié)后,力量會更大。他們現(xiàn)在更強大了。會更給力些,我希望。大約一年前,我們給Kids React放了美國隊長的預(yù)告片。
Do you think they make too many superheroes movies? It's kinda taking over all the other movies. They're making too little superhero movies. That was been a year, they're still making them. Do you think they're making too many? Why? why would there be too many superhero movies. I wasn't even in that episode, I think it's the most ridiculous idea. They still dont make enough. They're cool, make more. I love them. What's the world without superheroes. Superheroes don't exist. They're doing too much. They just bring out new characters, get me confused.? They probably gonna make it until they're like old man. They'll like: i'm moving to the old folks home. Captain America at 35. What type of movie do you wish to make instead of superhero movies? Robot pigs, a fight between robot pigs and zombie butterflies. And finally, would you see avengers movie? I don't think so. If my mom lets me. Yes! definitely. I tell you people who are big fans of Marvel. Watch this movie, be happy, I like happy people.
你認為超級英雄的電影拍太多了嗎?都代替了好多其他的電影。超級英雄的電影還拍得太少了。那是一年前,現(xiàn)在他們還在繼續(xù)拍。你認為他們拍得太多了嗎?為什么?為什么會認為超級英雄的電影太多?那一集我都沒來,可我認為那個想法太荒謬了。他們還拍得不夠多。他們都很酷,繼續(xù)拍,我喜歡。這個世界沒有超級英雄怎么能行?超級英雄是不存在的。拍得太多了。他們總在介紹新的人物,我都糊涂了。估計等他們都老了,他們還要拍。他們會說:我要搬去養(yǎng)老院了。35歲的美國隊長。不拍超級英雄那你希望他們拍什么電影?機器豬!機器小豬和僵尸蝴蝶打架!最后,你會去看復(fù)仇者嗎?估計不會。如果我媽同意。是的!一定去。告訴你們這些Marvel漫畫的超級粉絲。去看這部電影,開心點!我喜歡開心的人!