If you're going to cheat in an exam, at least be subtle about it.
如果你打算在考場里作弊，起碼也要低調(diào)一點。

Cast a furtive glance at your friend's answer sheet, scribble a note or two on your arm, perhaps.
偷偷摸摸地瞟兩眼朋友的答題紙，再在胳膊上胡亂寫幾筆就行啦。

Don't, as one Kazakh student reportedly did, wrap reams and reams of answers - 25,000 to be more precise - around your body in a bizarre stunt that might have made Borat proud, but certainly not the examiners.
可別像報道中的這位哈薩克斯坦同學(xué)一樣，把足足寫著兩萬五千條答案的紙條裹在身上；這身怪異的裝束可能會令波拉特洋洋自得，但監(jiān)考老師們可不吃這一套。

It wasn't too long before they noticed the high school pupil fiddling inside his clothing before the university entrance exam started, reports have claimed.
監(jiān)考人員稱，他們是在大學(xué)考試快要開考的時候，才發(fā)現(xiàn)這名高中生衣服里的玄機的。

According to the Austrian Times, they found a chain of computer print-outs stretching 35ft under his shirt with potential answers to the exam's five topics of maths, history, Russian, Kazhak and another subject of his choice.
據(jù)《奧地利時報》的報道，哈薩克斯坦當(dāng)?shù)氐谋O(jiān)考人員在這名學(xué)生的衣服里，拽出了足有35英尺（約合10.6米）的機打答案，這些答案涵蓋了數(shù)學(xué)，歷史，俄語，哈薩克語以及他的另一個選考科目。

The pupil has since been expelled.
這名學(xué)生現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)被開除學(xué)籍。

Education authority spokesman Bolatzhan Uskenbayev said: 'If he'd put half as much effort into studying as he did into cheating he would have sailed through the exam with a distinction.’
當(dāng)?shù)亟逃龣C關(guān)的發(fā)言人Bolatzhan Uskenbayev 說：“如果這孩子把做小抄的一半心思放在功課上，他也許能夠以優(yōu)異的成績順利通過考試?！?/span>

'It's a pity too see all that work come to nothing but he cheated and that's not allowed.'
“遺憾的是因為他犯了不能作弊的大忌，之前他所有的努力都白費了?！?/div>

注：波拉特：波拉特是哈薩克斯坦電視臺的著名主持人，為了考察西方國家的媒體發(fā)展水平，他來到了美國。在美國這個高度現(xiàn)代化國家，波拉特是個迷醉在美人乳溝里找不著北的鄉(xiāng)巴佬，他在海灘上和星光大道上鬧了一屁股笑話，并且還忘記了家鄉(xiāng)父老正眼巴巴地盼著他學(xué)成歸來，報效祖國。他的故事還在2006年底被翻拍成喜劇電影《波拉特》，不僅引發(fā)了票房熱潮，而且引發(fā)了罕見的贊譽、爭議以及抗議。