1.I wouldn't say amazing. At best, it's a modest leap forward from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree.
我可不會(huì)說(shuō)不可思議，最多不過(guò)是比《鄉(xiāng)村熊狂歡節(jié)》里使用的最基本的科技前進(jìn)了一小步而已。

2.Oh, Amy’s at the dry cleaners, and she's made a very amusing pun. "I don't care for perchloroethylene and I don't like glycol, ether."
哦，艾米正在干洗店，然后想到一個(gè)很有趣的雙關(guān)語(yǔ)。“我不喜歡全氯乙烯，不喜歡乙二醇醚。”

3.Amy pointed out that between the two of us, our genetic material has the potential of producing the first in a line of intellectually superior benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.
艾米指出通過(guò)我倆的結(jié)合，我們的基因?qū)?huì)有機(jī)會(huì)制造出前所未有的智力超群，仁慈善良的君主，帶領(lǐng)人類走向光明未來(lái)。

4.I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary -- and, based on living next to you for three years --involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.
我很清楚人類繁殖的方式，既臟亂又不衛(wèi)生，而且跟你做了三年鄰居，聽(tīng)了太多不必要又響亮的呼喚神。

5.It was Thanksgiving. Uncle Carl said "I think there's a badger living in our chimney, hand me that flashlight." Those were the last words he ever spoke to us.
那是感恩節(jié)?？柺迨逭f(shuō)“我覺(jué)得有只獾住在咱家煙囪里，把手電筒給我”。那是他對(duì)我們說(shuō)的最后幾句話。

6.A dog-o-pus can play fetch with eight balls - no one can hate that.
章狗玩接球時(shí)能接8個(gè)球-沒(méi)有人能討厭這個(gè)。

7.This is delightful. It's much easier to enjoy the picturesque route we travel to work when you remove the spectre of fiery, vehicular death.
這種感覺(jué)太贊了。不用擔(dān)心死于車禍，這樣在上班路中欣賞美景就更加怡然自得了。

8.I should have warned you. One has to navigate a labyrinth of social nonsense before one can be fed here.
我應(yīng)該提前通知你的，如果想在這里用餐前，必須要經(jīng)歷連串繁雜而無(wú)用的寒暄。

9.May I point out that for eight long months I suffered in silence as your female companion filled our apartment with her off-key country music caterwauling, the unappetizing spectacle of her grinding a pumice stone against her callused feet in our living room, and night after night of uninformative TV documentaries about the Jersey shore.
那我可得指出，我忍氣吞聲整整八個(gè)月忍受你女朋友在咱家大聲唱跑調(diào)的鄉(xiāng)村音樂(lè)，毫不知羞地在咱客廳用浮石磨長(zhǎng)滿老繭的腳，一夜接一夜地看毫無(wú)內(nèi)涵的電視劇《澤西海灘》。

10.Cats make wonderful companions, they don't argue or question my intellectual authority, and this little guy here, I think you'll find to be quite zazzy.
貓是很好的伙伴，不會(huì)跟你吵也不會(huì)質(zhì)疑你的才智權(quán)威，還有這個(gè)小家伙，你們會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)它實(shí)在太犀利了。