At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

在朋友家的一次宴會(huì)上，主人提起一位高中時(shí)的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。

當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎？

有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識(shí)，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。