英語笑話：我可以干得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower

病人：拔一顆牙收費(fèi)多少？Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? 牙醫(yī)：50美元。Dentist: Fifty dollars.病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元？

英語笑話：一還是二 One or Two

Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.顧客：服務(wù)員，我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉？Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.服務(wù)員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。

美文欣賞:在思考中成長(4/5)

我認(rèn)為人一生就應(yīng)該盡全力做最好的自己——我想這就是我的信仰。 ——埃莉諾.羅斯福I don't know whether I believe in a future...

詩歌:母親教我的

Things My Mother Taught Me 母親教我的（節(jié)選） 聽寫時忽略標(biāo)題My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!