Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：有人搶你的手表時，你為什么不呼救呢？
男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發(fā)現(xiàn)我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
英語笑話：三十年前發(fā)生的事
“only thought may be we ought to kill them two Rhode Island Red chickens．” “But，Rebecca，”said Uncle Silas，“how can you blame them two Rhode Island Red chickens for what happened thirty y
特蕾紗修女的忠告
Advice from Mother TeresaPeople are often unreasonable,illogical,and self-centered； Forgive then anyway. If you are kind,people may accuse you of selfish,ulterior motives； Be kind anyway....
你的恢復速率是多少？
短文What is Your Recovery Rate? What is your recovery rate? How long does it take you to recover from actions and behaviors that upset you? Minutes? Hours? Days? Weeks? The longer it takes y
