On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.?
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."?
在公共汽車上一人發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
“對(duì)不起，”他對(duì)小偷說(shuō)，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過(guò)同樣的事情了?！?
英語(yǔ)小笑話：A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩與驢子
So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.一個(gè)小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過(guò)部隊(duì)營(yíng)房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開個(gè)玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么？這樣，他就不會(huì)去參軍了。小
英語(yǔ)笑話：Fish net 魚網(wǎng)
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.“你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安？”老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。“把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了?！毙∨⒒卮鸬?。
極限
你的極限到底有多少，聽了你才知道哦 。。。final preparation you make up your mind stand up to fight for do you see the light lit up fou your future你最好了最后的準(zhǔn)備奮斗 你看到未來(lái)的曙光...
英語(yǔ)小笑話:開張大吉
一個(gè)年輕人的公司剛剛開張。他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內(nèi)還放上了古董作裝飾……A young business man had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. ...
