The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."
　　The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.
　　The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it’s not better, just unused."

　　腦移植
　　一個外科醫(yī)生正要作一個腦移植手術(shù)。
　　“你可以從兩個腦子中選一個給你?！贬t(yī)生告訴病人，“一個心理學(xué)家的大腦1000美元，一個政治家的大腦10000美元。
　　病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，“政治家的大腦好一些嗎？”他問。
　　醫(yī)生說：“不是好一些，只是沒有用過?！?/span>

　　NOTE:
　　transplant v. 移植, 移種, 移民, 遷移 n. 移植, 被移植物, 移居者