His son's sitting on a curb, waiting to go to disneyland. And superman can't drag himself away from a craps table. And I'm the jerk. See, listen... I, uh... Sorry, but I got some bad news. What? Your dad couldn't make it. Why not? The plane was full, and this old lady needed to get home. So he gave up his seat. You're making that up, aren't you? No. He just didn't want to come. Are you kidding me? He was very upset. He was dying to see you. In fact, look what he sent. A limo? Yeah! He wanted me and your mom to take you to disneyland. I told you he was an awesome dad. Yeah, he's a prince. Let me see. Okay, the key to being a good dad? Look, sometimes things work out just the way you want. Race you to the end. That is not a good idea...for you. Sometimes they don't. You got to hang in there. Because when all is said and done 90% of being a dad-- just showing up.