pizza

They say the way to a loved one's heart is through their stomach. But someone found food was the way to break a heart, too.
都說想獲取一個(gè)人的芳心，就要先抓住他的胃。但也有人發(fā)現(xiàn)其實(shí)食物也能令他傷透心。

'I'm breaking up with you' probably wasn't what the recipient expected to find when they opened the pizza delivery, which came with a side of heartbreak.
“我要和你分手！” 也許收到比薩的人根本沒想到打開盒子會(huì)看到這句分手宣言，太讓人難過了。

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drawing

'Dear Janet: I think we should break up, I would tell you why, but I am having a tough time describing my feelings. So I drew a picture of me riding a giraffe, instead. Sorry, ZF.'
“親愛的詹尼特：我想咱們還是分手吧，本想和你說明原因的，但我現(xiàn)在很難過，講不出我的感受，所以用這幅我騎長頸鹿的畫來表達(dá)我的想法。對不起。ZF?！?

Hopefully Janet won't mind how happy the boy in the drawing looks.
希望詹尼特不會(huì)特別介意看到畫中那個(gè)男孩快樂的樣子。

ad

And then there was the personals ad that got incredibly personal, telling Kevin Maxey that the 'game is over as of Dec 9' and instructing Kevin to never call again.
還有在“個(gè)人廣告”欄目中發(fā)表分手信息的，但這未免太私人了吧。廣告中，一個(gè)叫凱文-麥克斯的人被戀人告知：“我們的關(guān)系于12月9日結(jié)束了”，還通知?jiǎng)P文永遠(yuǎn)別再給她打電話。

letter

One letter suggested that the relationship had lost its bounce. 'Dear Erin, you are like sunshine in the rain. Your smile is better than 100,000,000 sparkly trampolines. So, it is with deep regret that I must inform you that I think we should cut our relationship short.'
還有這封分手信委婉地告知感情結(jié)束：“親愛的艾琳，你就像是雨中的陽光，你的微笑比一億張蹦床更閃耀，所以我深表遺憾地通知你，我覺得我們還是盡快結(jié)束這段感情吧?！?/div>

cross out the "love"

This break-up note was found on the street by Flickr user Mystical_Jello. She wrote: 'Steve, whoever you are, be a man a break-up face to face. The crossed out "love" is such a nice touch'.
Flickr網(wǎng)站的用戶Mystical_Jello在街上發(fā)現(xiàn)這張分手紙條。她在分享時(shí)寫道：“史蒂夫，不管你是誰，做一個(gè)男子漢當(dāng)面提出分手吧，你把‘love’一詞劃掉的舉動(dòng)太棒了。”

note

It took two sticky notes to break the bad news to Brenda: 'This isn't working. You know it. I know it. I moved out. Goodbye - Mark. P.S. I took the dog, he hates you'
用兩張便利貼就能告訴布蘭達(dá)這一壞消息：“我們倆沒戲了，你知道，我也知道。我已經(jīng)搬走了，再見——馬克。另：我把狗也帶走了，它也討厭你?！?/div>

billboard

Sadly, this one was too good to be true. The New York Times reported, the billboard, seemingly paid for by wronged wife Emily, was part of a marketing campaign by Court TV for the show Parco P.I.
這個(gè)分手信息做得太逼真了，可惜并不是真的。據(jù)《紐約時(shí)報(bào)》報(bào)道，這個(gè)布告牌看似是一位受了委屈的妻子艾米莉花錢讓別人做的，其實(shí)是美國法制頻道為電視劇《私家偵探帕可》進(jìn)行的宣傳營銷活動(dòng)之一。

The collection of ridiculous break-up letters goes to show that, if heart break is on the cards, at least you've got the evidence to remind yourself why it's probably for the best.
雖然分手可能會(huì)讓你心碎，但這些稀奇古怪的分手信向我們證明，至少我們還能安慰自己：也許對方是出于好意吧。

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