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1. You spend more time listening to your boss’s one-sided conversations than having a real one.
1. 更多的時(shí)間里你在聽著老板作單方面的“談話”，自己卻緘口不言。

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2. You start answering your cell phone like it’s your office line.
2. 你的手機(jī)變得跟單位電話似的。

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3. You’ve given up on asking for instructions.
3. 你已經(jīng)放棄要求進(jìn)一步的解釋了。

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4. You know way too many details about your boss.
4. 你實(shí)在是知道老板太多的細(xì)節(jié)了。

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5. You have anxiety anytime you leave your desk.
5. 你離開辦公桌的時(shí)候總是充滿焦慮。

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6. Everyone is envious of your job, so they won’t listen to you complain.
6. 每個(gè)人都羨慕你的工作，所以他們根本聽不進(jìn)你的抱怨。

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7. You are the champion of passive aggressive emails.
7. 你是散發(fā)消極抵抗信息的高手。

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8. You never remember to eat lunch, or to just eat in general.
8. 你從來不記得吃午飯，或是隨便吃點(diǎn)。

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9. Your relationship with your boss is completely one sided.
9. 你和老板的關(guān)系完全是單方壓倒性的。

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10. The word “fair” has been banned from your vocabulary.
10. “公平”這個(gè)詞從你的詞典里被刪除了。

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11. Your opinion has become invalid.
11. 你的觀點(diǎn)是無效的。

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12. Your fake smile is good enough to pass as a real one.
12. 你的假笑足以以假亂真了。

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13. You never believe anything is actually a top priority.
13. 你從不相信有什么事兒真的算得上是當(dāng)務(wù)之急的。

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14. You’re able to handle multiple phone lines at once.
14. 你能同時(shí)接好幾個(gè)電話。

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15. You lose sight of what is and what isn’t a good idea.
15. 你分不清什么是好主意，什么不是。

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16. You spend most of your day muted on conference calls.
16. 你一天大多數(shù)的時(shí)間都花在電話會議上，默不作聲。

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17. You start stress eating.
17. 你開始為了緩解壓力而狂吃。

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18. You know your boss’s coffee order but can’t remember yours.
18. 你記得你老板要的咖啡，卻記不得你的。

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19. You become hardened to negativity.
19. 你變得消極而麻木不仁。

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20. You lose track of what is and is not appropriate.
20. 你忘了什么合適，什么不合適。

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21. You get volunteered for things you have no interest in.
21. 你開始自愿參加那些你不感興趣的事情。

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22. You become your boss’s echo.
22. 你成了你老板的應(yīng)聲蟲。

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23. Your well-being becomes your lowest priority.
23. 你自己的幸福成了你最后考慮的事兒。

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But even though it may sound overwhelming now…
盡管這一切在現(xiàn)在把你壓得喘不過氣來……

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…just remember, you’re one step closer to your dream job!
……但你要記住，你離你夢想中的工作已經(jīng)又近了一步。