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We’ve all gotten that mysterious text. You know, the one where you have NO idea who it is or what they’re talking about. And usually, we’d just respond with “wrong number” and go on our way. But these next messages have shown us the light. Here are 7 hilarious wrong number responses for inspiration the next time a random text comes your way.
我們都收到過那種神秘短信。你懂的，就是那種你既不知道發(fā)信人是誰，也不知道發(fā)信人到底在說什么的短信。一般情況下，我們會回復(fù)“發(fā)錯號碼了”，然后該干嘛干嘛。但下面這些短信給我們提供了一些啟示。下面有7種回復(fù)發(fā)錯號碼的短信的方法，下次有不認(rèn)識的人發(fā)短信給你，你可以試試。

Be specific

說明確點(diǎn)兒

-John is going to try to get us in to see that house around 7 tonight.
約翰想約我們今晚7點(diǎn)去看房子。

-who is this?
你是哪位？

-Your wife.
你老婆。

-Well seeing as how I'm a polygamist you ganna have to be a little more specific.
我家里實行一夫多妻制啊，所以你得說明確點(diǎn)兒。

-Sorry wrong number.
不好意思，發(fā)錯了號碼。

Where's the party

2.Where's the party?
在哪兒開派對？

-dude are you ready to party!!!
兄弟，一起去派對玩吧?。?！

-Umm who is this?
呃你哪位？

-Oh sorry wrong number…Bye!
噢不好意思，弄錯了號碼……再見！

-…but I want to party.……
可是人家想去派對……

Final destination

3.Final destination
穿越抵達(dá)

-hay:)
嗨：）

-hey who's this?
呵呵你是誰呀？

-Jim howls this.
是吉姆在吼吼。

-I'm you from the future,Jim.With a message:don't vote for David Grayson in 2020.Tell the world.Also,don't go to Subway on May 9th 2016.A car hits you in the parking lot and breaks your hip.
吉姆，我是未來穿越回來的你，我要告訴你一個消息：2020年大選的時候千萬別投票給大衛(wèi)·格雷森（美國當(dāng)代著名音樂家），告誡全世界的人，別投票給他！！還有，2016年5月9日那天別去乘地鐵，你會在地鐵的停車場里被車撞傷，臀部骨折！

I'm a grill

4.I'm a grill
我是驢孩兒

-who's this?
你是誰？

-why.
你又是誰？

-Are you a boy or girlll?
你是男孩還是驢孩？

-I'm a grill.
我是驢孩。

-what's yourr name?:)
姑娘芳名呀？：）

-George foreman.
喬治·福爾曼（世界重量級拳擊手冠軍）。

-I thought u were a girl?
你不是說你是女孩嗎？

-no,I'm a grill.
不，我是驢孩兒。

-oh.
噢。

The fact fairy

5.The fact fairy
實話仙子

-If you were born in September,you were probably a drunken New Year's mistake.
如果你的生日在9月份，很可能你是一個喝醉酒造成的新年錯誤的結(jié)果。

-Well its a good thing I was born in July.=]
啊還好我的生日在6月份！=]

Who the hell is this?
你到底是誰呀？

-the fact fairy!
實話仙子！

Out of this world

6.Out of this world
天外來客

-This is Jason have not talked in a while.
我是羅密歐，好久沒聯(lián)系了！

-Jason??this is not Becky...
羅密歐？我不是朱麗葉啊……

-Ok sorry then.
噢不好意思。

would u send me a pic n I will send u one?
你能發(fā)張照片給我嗎？我也發(fā)給你一張我的？

-This was taken of me this afternoon..
（美國電影《E.T.外星人》劇照）這是我今天下午自拍的……

what's up hommie

#39;s up hommie?
最近好咩，老鄉(xiāng)？

-what's up hommie?
（一對年輕同性戀情侶）最近好咩，老鄉(xiāng)？

-Not much...btw,wrong number.
（一對老夫妻）還行……順便說，你發(fā)錯號碼了……