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1. If you want your crush to like you, change everything about yourself.
想要你喜歡的人也喜歡你，就要改變自己的一切。

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2. Lying about your age is a totally acceptable thing.
關(guān)于自己的年齡說謊沒有一點(diǎn)問題。

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3. Stalking is the quickest way to man’s heart.
跟蹤一個(gè)人是走進(jìn)他心里的最快捷徑。

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4. Guys love it when you act uninterested.
男孩們喜歡你對(duì)他們表現(xiàn)得漠不關(guān)心。

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5. Passing out in the home of seven strange guys is a safe and sane choice.
在七個(gè)陌生男子家中安眠，這個(gè)決定很安全也很理智。

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6. A guy cutting in on you at the club is hot, not creepy.
一個(gè)男人忽然出現(xiàn)在你面前，這很有魅力，一點(diǎn)也不恐怖。

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7.Boys are super cute when they kidnap you.
綁架你的男孩是超可愛的。

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8. A man who lies about his background would never lie to you about other things.
一個(gè)對(duì)自己身家背景撒謊的男孩絕不會(huì)對(duì)其他事情撒謊。

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9. Waking up to assault is no cause for alarm.
醒來發(fā)現(xiàn)被侵犯，也不應(yīng)該有所警覺。

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10. Because silence is consent, duh.
因?yàn)槌聊褪峭讌f(xié)。

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11. Marrying a dude you just met will in no way end terribly.
和一個(gè)剛剛認(rèn)識(shí)的男人結(jié)婚絕不會(huì)有不好的結(jié)果。

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12. Because if you try hard enough, you can change him.
只要你努力改變他，你就可以改變他。

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13. Even if you’re a princess, your place is taking care of your man/men.
即使你是一位公主，也應(yīng)該以照顧自己的男人為份內(nèi)職責(zé)。

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14. No matter the grievance, you can buy your way to forgiveness.
無論多么委屈，你最后都會(huì)原諒他。

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15. And always remember, it’s what’s on the outside that counts.
永遠(yuǎn)記住，外表才是最重要的。