Computers? There were already numerous computer majors. Chinese? I'd always wanted to go to China, but it seemed I could go there without majoring in it or even becoming fluent in the language. Mechanics? No. Advertising? No, again. This was hopeless. As college students often do, I decided that if I just slept for a while and wakened up really early, I would be able to arrive at an answer to this enormously difficult question. I don't know exactly what it is in the college student's brain that thinks some special process occurs between 2 a.m. and 6 a.m. that will suddenly make everything clearer.