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1. Hearing the words “Hello, who just joined” 40 times on one call.
在一次會(huì)議中聽到差不多40次“喂，誰剛剛連上線??？”

Yes, it’s totally necessary to know the names of all 43 people on the call.
對，知道43個(gè)參會(huì)者每個(gè)人的名字實(shí)在是太有必要了。

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2. You get all set to introduce yourself, and then three people say their names at the same time as you.
你已經(jīng)一切準(zhǔn)備就緒，準(zhǔn)備介紹你自己了；但就在這時(shí)，其他3個(gè)人和你同時(shí)說了自己的名字。

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3. Hopping on a call three minutes late and then having to awkwardly introduce yourself. “Excuse me…h(huán)ello. Hi. Yes. I just joined.”
遲到三分鐘，然后就得尷尬地介紹自己——“不好意思……嗨，恩，我剛來?！?/div>

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4. Saying something vaguely inappropriate, followed by a strange silence — WAS I ON MUTE?
含糊地說了什么不恰當(dāng)?shù)脑?，接著線上一片寂靜——我剛才靜音了嗎？

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5. During a 30-minute call, all you say is your name and “Have a great night, thanks!”
30分鐘的電話會(huì)議，你光說了你的名字和“晚安，謝謝！”

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6. That moment when you finally know the answer to a question someone asked.
最后，你終于知道之前某人提問的答案了。

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7. Multitasking for 24 minutes, and then hearing someone ask you a question. “I’m sorry…I was getting some feedback on the line. Could you repeat that?”
在你手腦并用工作了24分鐘之后，聽到旁邊有人找你有事。然后你就得說：“對不起……我剛才在線上收反饋。你能重復(fù)一下嗎？”

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8. Joining a call early, and it is just you and someone you’ve never met on the line.
你早到了，而且線上只有你和另一個(gè)素未謀面的人。

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9. Knowing the exact words the conference call lady will say every time.
知道每次會(huì)議主持都要說的每個(gè)字。

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10. Background noise drowns everything out, and then the usual “I think we’re getting feedback on the line. Could everyone press mute?”
電話會(huì)議背景音太大了，然后就有人說：“我想我們在線上做反饋吧?，F(xiàn)在能不能請每個(gè)人都按靜音？”

If we all press mute, does that mean the call is over?
如果我們每個(gè)人都按靜音，那是不是意味著會(huì)議就這么結(jié)束了？

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11. You think someone isn’t on the call anymore, and then they burst in “Sorry, I was accidentally on mute [giggle]”.
你以為某人早就不在線上了，結(jié)果他突然闖進(jìn)來說：“不好意思，我剛才突然靜音了（傻笑）。”

Is this your first conference call?
這是你第一次參加電話會(huì)議嗎？

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12. "I think we can take this offline" and then proceeding to talk about it for five more minutes.
“我認(rèn)為我們應(yīng)該面談”，說完這句話之后接著又討論了5分鐘。

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13. "Does anyone have any questions" IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
“有問題嗎？”，這真是個(gè)反問句啊。