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Guggums

語氣詞不用聽寫。英式拼寫。人物對話無需換行。


The funeral baked meats! Guggums! I'm in mourning! I'm sorry, guggums. You do see, don't you? It doesn't look well for a single man not to be in France. People don't understand I'm doing vital war work. No... Yes! And now that I'm married I can keep... Out of the trenches. Keep my post at the department. Clever guggums! To my dear husband. To my wife. I'm going to be working in London too. I've got a job as a school games mistress. To games... and mistresses! Guggums! Tactless! Ignore him.
葬禮肉餡餅啊。親愛的，我還在服喪呢。抱歉，親愛的。你明白吧。單身男子不去法國參戰(zhàn)說不過去。人們就不理解，我在為戰(zhàn)爭做重要工作。那是當(dāng)然。既然我結(jié)婚了，我就能遠(yuǎn)離戰(zhàn)壕。繼續(xù)在部里供職。真聰明。敬我親愛的丈夫。敬我的妻子。我也要去倫敦工作了，我找到了一份女體育老師的工作。敬體育，和女教師[情婦]！親愛的。太失禮了。別理他。