So obviously, Gossip Girl's known you all since ninth grade, but it's doubtful that someone older would've cared about a bunch of freshmen, so she's the same age. Or younger. That's what we always figured. But you went to different colleges after graduation. She couldn't have followed all of you. By that time, it didn't matter. She'd already built up her network of sources. I mean, she could've been anywhere in the world. Like at Sarah Lawrence, where Eric Van Der Woodsen goes? Or maybe London, where Jenny Humphrey lives? I thought of that. Eric maybe, but Gossip Girl was pretty brutal on Jenny. I mean, no one would do that to themselves. Are you kidding? Battling Blair, the fashion line, even you had a crush on her. Little J. was my idol in seventh grade. But I get your point. Is there anyone Gossip Girl ever went easy on? Someone she cared about? That could be a clue. The only selfless thing she ever did was shut down after Chuck and Blair's accident. Although, she did lead Dan and Blair to Juliet after Serena was drugged. That was the right thing to do. And wasn't there a lot of stuff that she knew but didn't post until Serena went to war with her at graduation? Maybe Gossip Girl was really our guardian angel. Spotted: Chuck Bass back in Manhattan. We hear he's on his way to turn himself in. Who's up for a little stakeout at the big house? Well, so much for that theory. Yeah. Jack? Come on. Let's go. Take your time. I mean, whatever. Come on, let's go!