All right, we are now on the record. Okay. Isn't it true that while your children were in Bree's care that she passed out drunk and allowed them to wander off to a downtown business district? My kids don't wander. They scurry, like rats. Excuse me? Do you know a rat can fit through a hole the size of a quarter? Anyway, my children have that trick down, too. Mrs. Scavo, are you saying that you don't hold Mrs. Van de Kamp responsible for endangering your children? No, I don't hold her responsible. Bree Van de Kamp and I have known each other a long time. I trust her completely. She's a wonderful friend and a fantastic mother. She puts the rest of us to shame. She's lying! Are you gonna let her get away with this crap? Please. Do you consider Mrs. Van de Kamp to have a drinking problem? No. Then why did you line empty wine bottles up on her front stoop? I was helping Bree with her recycling. Do I need to remind you of the potential consequences of perjury? No, you don't. In fact, I hate liars.