Remember I was helping Ed spark up his love life? Yeah, you sent his wife those sexy IMs. Why? Well, Fran found out that Ed didn't send them and she blew her top. She wants the responsible party fired, and Ed lied and told her that you sent them. But it wasn't me, it was you. I know. Oh, oh! But Ed couldn't possibly lose you! No, no, no, I'm the expendable one! Look, I know it's ridiculous, but Ed is not a rational person. Fran has him whipped and a whipped husband is someone we must take very seriously. Okay. How do we handle this? You're under contract. Ed can't fire you unless he has just cause. So until this blows over, you have to be a model employee. Show up on time, no more three martini lunches, and above all, have ready all of your presentations. I can't believe I'm being victimized like this. Well, honey, in all fairness, those are all things you should be doing anyway. Fine!