Dan’s Mother: How can you just sit there?my son is going to die
你怎么能就這么坐在那邊?我兒子就要死了
House: If I eat standing up, I spill.
如果我站著吃東西,就會(huì)灑出來(lái).

Luke: Is this a good hospital?
這家醫(yī)院好嗎?
House: Depends on what you mean by "good". I like the chairs.
這得看你對(duì)好醫(yī)院的定義了,我喜歡這里的椅子.

Dr. Foreman: Isn’t treating patients why we became doctors?
醫(yī)治病人難道不是我們成為醫(yī)生的原因嗎?
House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
不,醫(yī)治疾病才是我們做醫(yī)生的原因,醫(yī)治病人則是醫(yī)生痛苦的根源.

Dr. Wilson: I love my wife. 我愛(ài)我老婆
House: You certainly love saying it. 當(dāng)然，你愛(ài)這樣說(shuō)。

患者說(shuō)他可以和上帝對(duì)話(huà),然后house說(shuō)他的問(wèn)題應(yīng)該在他的腦袋上.
chase說(shuō),這只是宗教信仰
house:you talk to God,you’re religious.God talks to you,you’re psychotic.
你和上帝說(shuō)話(huà),你是信仰者,上帝和你說(shuō)話(huà),你是精神病

House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a person’s estrogen level to increase dramatically.
我有個(gè)理論,有一種藥品被服用后會(huì)導(dǎo)致病人體內(nèi)的雌激素水平大幅上升.
Bill: What is it?那是什么?
House: It’s called...estrogen.雌激素

一患者志向是成為黑人議員……
House: You’re not going to be President either way - they don’t call it the White House because of the paint job
你無(wú)論如何都成不了總統(tǒng)的,白宮之所以叫白宮可不是因?yàn)樗墙o漆成白色的.

House: People don’t want a sick doctor.
人們不喜歡生病的醫(yī)生.
Dr. Wilson: That’s fair enough, I don’t like healthy patients.
那很公平,我也不喜歡健康的病人.

Dr. Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you’re incapable of kissing a little ass?
你為了得到你要的結(jié)果可以坑蒙拐騙,無(wú)所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍馬屁呢?
House: Well, we all have our limitations.
恩，人總是有缺點(diǎn)的.

House: No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20’ between love and hate.
愛(ài)與恨并非只有一線(xiàn)之隔,愛(ài)與恨之間隔著一道十步一崗,五步一哨的中國(guó)長(zhǎng)城.

House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
抬起你的手臂,你體內(nèi)有個(gè)寄生蟲(chóng).
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
你是說(shuō)象絳蟲(chóng)一類(lèi)的東西?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.You can put your arms down.
撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下來(lái)
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
你能除掉它嗎?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
在大多數(shù)州里,除掉超過(guò)一個(gè)月大的這種寄生蟲(chóng)是非法的.
Jill: Illegal? 非法的?
House: Don’t worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
別擔(dān)心,很多女人都會(huì)喜歡她們的寄生蟲(chóng),給它起名字,穿衣服,還讓它和其他的寄生蟲(chóng)一起玩.
Jill: Playdates…
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.
它的眼睛很象你(這位女士懷孕了囧)

【看美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)】美劇原創(chuàng)學(xué)習(xí)筆記在線(xiàn)看大匯總