A blanket of toxic grey smog descended on much of Britain yesterday, raising fears for the health of the sick and elderly.
昨天，一大片有毒灰色霧霾襲擊了英國的大部分地區(qū)，人們都為老弱病殘的健康表示恐慌。

Landmarks such as Durham Cathedral appeared shrouded in a ghostly pall after pollution hit dangerous levels.
在污染達(dá)到了個(gè)危險(xiǎn)值后，杜倫大教堂這樣的地標(biāo)都消失在了幽靈幕般（霧霾）的后面。

Experts warned chemicals and ultra-fine sooty particles in the air could cause fatal asthma attacks or heart problems. They advised the elderly not to exert themselves outdoors and told people to stay away from main roads.
專家警告，空氣中的化學(xué)制品和超標(biāo)煙塵顆粒會(huì)引起致命的哮喘和心臟病。他們建議老年人不要外出，并告訴大家遠(yuǎn)離主干道。

不淡定的腐國人民已經(jīng)亂成了一鍋粥：腫么辦霧霾哎！要出人命的耶！多呼吸一秒就少活一年耶?。ㄒ彩菈颉?/strong>整個(gè)大不列顛其實(shí)也就變成了這幅樣紙——

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伯明翰

The problem started earlier this week when a cloud of polluted air was blown over from factories in Holland and Belgium. It grew far more serious when the wind stopped blowing and fumes from UK vehicles added to the smog.
這周一開始就出現(xiàn)了這個(gè)問題，從荷蘭和比利時(shí)工廠飄來了一片污染空氣。風(fēng)停和英國機(jī)動(dòng)車的排放氣體更是加重了霧霾的嚴(yán)重性。

Increased amounts of toxic gases such as nitrogen dioxide mean there is a lower concentration of oxygen in the air we breathe, said Royal Meteorological Society chief executive Liz Bentley. Fresh wind is expected to clear the air by the end of today, but it is thought that a haze could remain.?
英國皇家氣象協(xié)會(huì)的執(zhí)行長官利茲·賓利說道，例如二氧化碳這樣的有毒氣體的飆升，意味著我們呼吸氧氣濃度下降了。法國的風(fēng)本來應(yīng)該在今天結(jié)束之前清新空氣的，但是據(jù)說霧霾還是會(huì)持續(xù)。

所以磚家說了：怪誰？怪法國佬唄！

于是英法就這么掐起來了：

@Ross39

Thanks a lot France.
俺們謝謝你哈，法國！

@UKIP ARE COMING

Leave the EU, that's a plan we can all applaud!
趕緊遠(yuǎn)離歐盟哈，為這個(gè)計(jì)劃我們會(huì)熱烈鼓掌的！

當(dāng)然也有泰山崩于面前而面不改色的：

@Nogs

I deal with toxic smog every morning. My Girlfriends farts!
我每天早上都生活在有毒霧霾里……我女友的屁！

大中華發(fā)來賀電~我們隔岸觀火笑而不語：

@8T威格潘特斯米：中國留學(xué)生表示，這他媽是故鄉(xiāng)的味道

@三工三止Kyra：法國那片大霧霾 其實(shí)是 北京飄過去的 摩擦摩擦 似魔鬼的步伐