（圖：《武林外傳》模仿《老友記》經(jīng)典造型）

精選短片：別學(xué)英語了！全世界都在講中國話

嫂子~~~~~~~~~
Elder brother's wife~~~~~~~~~~

幫我照顧好我七舅姥爺和他的三外甥女
Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece

我祝你們白頭偕老，斷子絕孫
I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons

放心！這事全包我身上了
Take it easy, I'll do all the things

確定一定以及肯定
I confirm, ensure and make certain that

否決否認(rèn)以及否定
I deny, disaffirm and disavow that

職場英語輕松學(xué)，張小盒動漫課程開班咯！！

噓！噓！噓！低調(diào)！低調(diào)！都低調(diào)！
Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched, be low-pitched. All be low-pitched

我最后一次警告你啊 請使用人類的語言和我交談
This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me!

你雜這樣子嘛！什么時(shí)候睡覺不好，非得晚上睡啊
Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night?

我上頭有人
There have people above me

你無情無恥無理取鬧
You are unkind, cheeky and out of all reason

我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爺啊
Oh my god, lord and providence!

我就象一只爬在玻璃上蒼蠅，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路
I'm like the fly which is climbing on the glass, the sunshine is in front of me, but i just cannot find out the outlet

一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母
There won't have two tigers inone place, unless they're male and female


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