What are some dumb questions you have been asked?
你都被問(wèn)過(guò)哪些讓人無(wú)語(yǔ)的問(wèn)題？

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獲得6.7k好評(píng)的答案@Abhinav Gaur

I work for a semiconductor company which45 makes electronic chips. On being asked about what I do, I once told to one of my aunts that after completing my electronics engineering, I had started working in a chip designing company.
我為一家制造電腦晶片的半導(dǎo)體公司工作。有一次，我的一位阿姨問(wèn)我是做什么的，我告訴她我在完成電子工程的學(xué)業(yè)后，開(kāi)始在一家芯片設(shè)計(jì)公司工作。

After a pause for few seconds, she asked:
停頓了幾秒后，她問(wèn)道：

"What are your most popular flavors? Are the chips as good as Lays??"
“那你最喜歡什么口味呢？那些薯片和樂(lè)事一樣好吃嗎？”

I had no idea what to say.
我不知道該說(shuō)什么好。

注：Chip雙關(guān)，是芯片，又是薯片。

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獲得5.5k好評(píng)的答案@Nandita Rao

Conversation with a girl on the Subway in NYC :
和一個(gè)妹子在紐約市地鐵上的對(duì)話：

Her:"Are you from India?"
她：“你來(lái)自印度嗎？”

Me:"Yes"
我：“是的?！?/div>

Her:"Really unfair how we Americans just start talking about Slumdog millionaire everytime we talk to an Indian"
她：“我們美國(guó)人每次說(shuō)到印度就只會(huì)開(kāi)始談?wù)摗敦毭窨叩陌偃f(wàn)富翁》，怎么能這樣，這太不公平了。”

Me(Surprised because I'd never heard that before):"Ya, that's really annoying"
我（很驚訝，因?yàn)槲抑皬臎](méi)聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)）：“啊，那確實(shí)挺討厭?！?/div>

Her:"I mean India isn't all slums, I was in Dubai last year, you guys lead a pretty luxurious lifestyle, dunno why only word about slums goes around"
她：“我是說(shuō)印度不全是貧民窟，我去年在迪拜，你們過(guò)著非常奢侈的生活，我不知道為什么只有關(guān)于貧民窟的傳言?！?/div>

Me - "huh??"
我——“哈？”

Her:"I guess its mainly because of states like Pakistan and Bangladesh!"
她：“我猜這主要是因?yàn)榘突固购兔霞永菢拥闹?！?/div>

Me – speechless
我——無(wú)語(yǔ)了。

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獲得2k好評(píng)的答案@Narayan Babu

"Are you sleeping?"
“你睡了嗎？”

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獲得3.5k好評(píng)的答案@Jashan Gupta

The most illogical question that every student in India must have been asked by his/her teacher:
在印度，每個(gè)的學(xué)生都曾被他/她的老師問(wèn)到的最沒(méi)有意義的問(wèn)題：

"Homework kaisa bhul gaye ? Kabhi khaana khana bhulte ho ?"

Translation:
翻譯過(guò)來(lái)就是：

"How did you forget doing your Homework? Do you ever forget eating food ?"
“你怎么能忘記做作業(yè)？你有忘記過(guò)吃東西嗎？”

Just doesn't make sense.
這根本就說(shuō)不通啊。

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