1

TFW you just can't.
臣妾做不到呀！（小編注：TFW是“that feel when”的縮寫）

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2

People at work are all, "It's spring!" and you're like, bitch, it's Monday.
上班的人都在想：“春天到了！”而你在想：“我去，又是周一！”

3

Some people are seizing the day but your face is literally blue.
有些人這一天都在忙碌，可你臉上卻是大寫的“郁悶”。

4

Have you posted a dramatic selfie with a skeleton arm today?
你今天有沒有上傳胳膊干瘦的夸張自拍？

5

When everyone's gchatting you and all you want to do is listen to Kesha.
當(dāng)有人跟你用G-chat聊天時，你就只想聽Kesha的歌。（小編注：G-chat是一款谷歌郵箱自帶的實時聊天軟件）

6

Because today's date: unacceptable.
因為今天這日子是：“接受不能”。

7

People are probably having a good time somewhere, but you're not.
人們可能都過得很開心，但你高興不起來。

8

Some people are beautiful dreaming shepherdesses today, and other people are that goat.
今天有些人就是漂亮的睡夢中的牧羊女，其他人就都是那些羊。

9

Nick, just now, realized he's in the wrong classroom.
尼克剛剛意識到自己走錯班級了。

10

Just five more days until the weekend.
還有五天就周末了。