谷歌搜索TOP20的問(wèn)題，一個(gè)比一個(gè)無(wú)語(yǔ)，一個(gè)比一個(gè)喪病……

1. Am I Pregnant? Monthly Searches: 90,500
1. 月搜索量為9萬(wàn)500次的問(wèn)題是：我懷孕了？

It looks like Google has replaced a pregnancy test for more than 90,000 women each month!
每個(gè)月有超過(guò)9萬(wàn)名女性谷歌這個(gè)問(wèn)題，就好像谷歌已取代了驗(yàn)孕。

2. How Do I Get Home? Monthly Searches: 49,500
2. 月搜索量達(dá)4萬(wàn)9500次的問(wèn)題是：我咋回家？

Perhaps unsurprisingly, ask Google this question and you'll be met with a box which asks 'Where's Home?'
也許不出意外，谷歌這個(gè)問(wèn)題的你會(huì)看到一個(gè)窗口彈出，問(wèn)你“家在哪？”

3. Are Aliens Real? Monthly Searches: 49,500
3. 月搜索量為4萬(wàn)9500次的問(wèn)題是：外星人是真實(shí)存在的么？

With NASA having claimed we'll find alien life by 2025, it seems that almost 50,000 people each month are eager to find out the truth!
有美國(guó)國(guó)家航空航天局聲稱(chēng)到2025年我們會(huì)找到外星人，這么看來(lái)，每月將近有5萬(wàn)人在迫不及待地找出真相。

4. Does Farting Burn Calories? Monthly Searches: 49,500
4. 月搜索量達(dá)4萬(wàn)9500次的問(wèn)題是：放屁能燃燒卡路里么？

Wouldn’t it be great if you could burn calories from passing wind? Unfortunately, the claim that it burns 67 calories are false.
如果放屁能燃燒卡路里那不是太好了么？可惜的是…放屁相當(dāng)于燃燒67卡的傳言不實(shí)。

5. When Will I Die? Monthly Searches: 49,500
5. 月搜索量達(dá)4萬(wàn)9500次的問(wèn)題：我什么時(shí)候會(huì)死？

Who knew Google was now able to foretell the future?
誰(shuí)又知道如今的谷歌可以預(yù)言未來(lái)了？！

6. Why Do Men Have Nipples? Monthly Searches: 22,200
6. 月搜索量為2萬(wàn)2200次的問(wèn)題：為什么男人們有乳頭？

We all know they have them but it seems a fairly large number of people each month waste a little bit of time trying to find out why men have nipples!
是人都知道男人有乳頭，然而似乎每個(gè)月都有好大一部分人會(huì)花些時(shí)間試圖找到這個(gè)問(wèn)題的答案！

7. Do Penguins Have Knees? Monthly Searches: 18,100
7. 月搜索量達(dá)1萬(wàn)8100次的問(wèn)題：企鵝有膝蓋么？

Does it really matter whether or not penguins have knee?
企鵝是否有膝蓋真的那么重要么？

8. Why Are We Here? Monthly Searches: 8,100
8.月搜索量為8100次的問(wèn)題是：我們?yōu)槭裁椿钪?/strong>

Getting a little philosophical now, aren’t we?
現(xiàn)在問(wèn)題變得有點(diǎn)哲學(xué)了，不是嗎？

9. Is The Tooth Fairy Real? Monthly Searches: 8,100
9. 月搜索量為8100次的問(wèn)題是：牙仙是真真切切存在的么？

This is a little bit like asking if Santa is real… of course the tooth fairy is real! You’ve always had a coin left under your pillow in return for a tooth haven’t you?
這就好比問(wèn)圣誕老人是真的么…當(dāng)然真的有牙仙了！你總會(huì)在換牙齒的時(shí)候在枕頭下面發(fā)現(xiàn)一顆牙不是嗎？

10. Do Pigs Sweat? Monthly Searches: 8,100
10. 月搜索量為8100次的問(wèn)題是：豬會(huì)流汗么？

Why, oh why, would anyone care or even want to know whether or not pigs sweat?
天啊！為什么！為什么會(huì)有人問(wèn)或是想知道到底豬會(huì)不會(huì)流汗？？？

11. Does My Bum Look 40? Monthly Searches: 8,100
11. 月搜索量為8100次的問(wèn)題是：我的腚看著有40么？

‘Of course it doesn’t!’ is the answer over 8,000 women each month want Google to tell them when asking whether their bum looks.
40.每個(gè)月都有超過(guò)8000名女性會(huì)谷歌這個(gè)問(wèn)題，答案是“當(dāng)然沒(méi)有40了！”

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12. Is The World Flat? Monthly Searches: 5,400
12. 月搜索量達(dá)5400次的問(wèn)題是：世界是平的么？

Did these people not study geography at school?
這些人就沒(méi)有在學(xué)校好好學(xué)地理么？

13. Am I A Psycho? Monthly Searches: 5,400
13. 月搜索量為5400次的問(wèn)題是：我是神經(jīng)病么？

Good old ‘Dr Google’ strikes again… this time, in the guise of a psychiatrist.
親愛(ài)又尊敬的“谷歌醫(yī)生”再次發(fā)難了…這次他假扮成一名精神科醫(yī)生。

14. Why Won’t My Car Start? Monthly Searches: 4,400
14. 月搜索量達(dá)4400次的問(wèn)題是：為什么我的汽車(chē)不能發(fā)動(dòng)了？

And now Google’s disguised itself as mechanic…
好了，這次谷歌又偽裝成了一名技工…

15. Do Men Have Periods? Monthly Searches: 3,600
15. 月搜索量為3600次的問(wèn)題是：男人們會(huì)來(lái)姨媽么？

So it seems that the same people who paid no attention in geography at school also failed biology?
似乎在學(xué)校不怎么好好學(xué)地理的那些人和這次生物不及格的人是同一批呀！

16. Do Worms Have Eyes? Monthly Searches: 2,900
16. 月搜索量達(dá)2900次的問(wèn)題是：蚯蚓有眼睛么？

Does it really matter if worms have eyes?
蚯蚓有沒(méi)有眼睛真的重要么？

17. Can A Men Get Pregnant? Monthly Searches: 2,900
17. 月搜索量達(dá)2900次的問(wèn)題是：男人能懷孕么？

What on earth are they teaching (or not teaching as the case may be) kids in school these days?
到底現(xiàn)在的孩子上學(xué)學(xué)了些什么？（又或是像這個(gè)問(wèn)題體現(xiàn)的那樣，他們的學(xué)校有哪些是沒(méi)教過(guò)的？

18. What Happens If You Drink Blood? Monthly Searches: 880
18. 月搜索量為880次的問(wèn)題是：飲血的后果會(huì)是什么？

We can only assume that Twilight is to blame for almost a thousand winnable vampires each month wondering about the safety of drinking blood!
對(duì)于這每月將近100名想變成吸血鬼卻擔(dān)心飲血是否安全的人兒，我們也只能想到始作俑者是《暮光之城》了。

19. Can I Marry My Cousin? Monthly Searches: 880
19. 月搜索量有880次的問(wèn)題是：我能娶/嫁我的表姐（妹）/兄（弟）么？

Really?! That’s 10,560 people each year considering popping the question to their cousin!
真的么？！這個(gè)問(wèn)題每年都有10560人糾結(jié)！

20. Why Does My Boss Hate Me? Monthly Searches: 170
20. 月搜索量達(dá)770次的問(wèn)題是：為什么我的老板不喜歡我？

Why don’t you ask him yourself?
為什么你自己不去問(wèn)他呢？

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