【每日一樂】這是一只多么可愛的烏龜
來源:互聯(lián)網(wǎng)
2016-10-11 20:25
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.
三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。
Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
它們剛到咖啡店的門口,就下起雨來。
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
于是最大的那只烏龜對最小的烏龜說,“你回家去取傘吧?!?/div>
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
最小的烏龜說,“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了,我就去。”
"We won't," the other two promised.
“我們不喝,”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說。
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
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