【每日一樂】還有沒有便宜一點兒東西
來源:互聯(lián)網(wǎng)
2016-10-15 21:01
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.
一個小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一只手表的時候被當場擒獲。
"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.?
“聽著,”小偷說,“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。
What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"?
我把這只表買下,然后我們就當什么也沒發(fā)生,你看怎樣?”
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
經(jīng)理表示同意,然后列了一張售貨單。
The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."
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