A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

一個小孩問他的父親：“爸爸，上帝是男人還是女人？”

"Both son. God is both."

“他二者皆是，孩子，上帝二者皆是?！?/div>

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

過了一會，孩子又問：“爸爸，上帝是黑人還是白人？”

"Both son, both."

“二者皆是，孩子，皆是。”

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

孩子過了一會倒回來說：“爸爸，上帝是邁克杰克遜嗎？”